Brilliant!

[Ted Haggard]

Gosh dang it and fiddlesticks!

This is smooth! Why didn’t I think of this excuse??!

Vatican official insists he's not gay

Suspended Vatican Official Insists He Was Only Pretending to Be Gay When Secretly Filmed

A Vatican official suspended after being caught on hidden camera making advances to a young man said in an interview published Sunday that he is not gay and was only pretending to be gay as part of his work.

In an interview with La Repubblica newspaper, Monsignor Tommaso Stenico said he frequented online gay chat rooms and met with gay men as part of his work as a psychoanalyst. He said that he pretended to be gay in order to gather information about "those who damage the image of the Church with homosexual activity."

http://rawstory.com/news/mochila/Vatican_bars_cleric_who_spoke_of_ga_10142007.html

Lord, do I get a do-over? I was only pretending to get a gay massage and score crystal meth, as part of a church outreach effort to save sinners from themselves.

 

[Cancel7]

LOL

 

[Cypress]

Well this has to rank right up there with the "I offered a big black man a bl*job because I thought he might beat me up", and "I have a wide stance on the toilet" excuses.