Casual Encounters

Beefy

Worst gambler ever
I might get some sex today from the "Casual Encounters" section on Craigslist.

Here's the ad I put up:

"Hi, I'm 6' tall, nice guy, good looking, and I haven't been laid for 2 years. Its mainly because I didn't have the interest in dating or going to clubs to try to find sex, but for some reason, the last few weeks, I've been craving the soft touch of a woman. The naked skin, the hot breath, the smells, the sounds, the clasp, the passion, the sensory explosions...

I've never done this before on Casual encounters, so if your interested, you might have to take the lead, I don't know how to do this anymore.

Your picture gets mine, I don't think you'll be disappointed."

I'll keep all you idiots posted.
 
Those women / Police officers were not advertising as hookers.

But subsequent communication proved that was their intent to the Johns.
 
beefy I don't know what kind of girl you are gonna get with this. I think you are gonna scare a lot of them away/come off super desperate.
 
beefy I don't know what kind of girl you are gonna get with this. I think you are gonna scare a lot of them away/come off super desperate.

You'd be surprised how many cute girls responded to this ad. A couple of prostitutes did as well, as well as spam bots, but 4 great leads came out of this ad, and its upfront.

I don't think I'll follow any of them through though, it is a wee bit embarrassing.
 
you got the responses you were looking for and you aren't gonna close the deal? BEEFY, you got NO follow through. man. ... No follow through.
 
What? I got some responses, now I know I've got ultimate game.

That's all I need.

Now excuse me while I download some fetish porn and self service...
 
You'd be surprised how many cute girls responded to this ad. A couple of prostitutes did as well, as well as spam bots, but 4 great leads came out of this ad, and its upfront.

I don't think I'll follow any of them through though, it is a wee bit embarrassing.


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