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And here I thought the Chinese just went low tech on their spy balloon...

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Fighter jets shot down the Chinese spy balloon over the Atlantic today. A missile burst the balloon at 2.38pm [EST] and separated its payload - the metal structure carrying its cameras - sending it plummeting towards the ocean off Myrtle Beach.

Footage showed a fighter jet screaming towards the spy aircraft before firing a missile which shredded the balloon. The balloon and the payload then dropped straight down as stunned locals watched from the coast.

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Officials were aiming to time the operation so they could recover as much of the debris as possible before it sinks into the ocean. The Pentagon estimated the balloon was about the size of three buses and that any debris field would be substantial.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11712933/Biden-try-shoot-Chinese-spy-balloon-Atlantic.html


So we shall see.
 
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I always go pick it up [Chinese food] to make sure that they didn't fuck up the order.

Or, if I'm in the mood for fruity umbrella drinks,
which I admittedly enjoy, despite being straight,
but which are too hard to mix at home,
I eat it there.

I kind of like the waitresses more than the delivery guys, anyway.
Asian chicks are pretty hot, and unlike some western hot chicks,
usually friendly toward mature gentlemen as well.

I'll even watch pro wrestling for a couple of minutes if the Joshi* are going.

I forget--is this the balloon thread?

* Japanese female wrestlers
 
I always go pick it up [Chinese food] to make sure that they didn't fuck up the order.

Or, if I'm in the mood for fruity umbrella drinks,
which I admittedly enjoy, despite being straight,
but which are too hard to mix at home,
I eat it there.

I kind of like the waitresses more than the delivery guys, anyway.
Asian chicks are pretty hot, and unlike some western hot chicks,
usually friendly toward mature gentlemen as well.

I'll even watch pro wrestling for a couple of minutes if the Joshi* are going.

I forget--is this the balloon thread?

* Japanese female wrestlers
Years ago I dated a Chinese woman.

The sex was great, but I was horny again in 20 minutes ;)
 
As long as you weren't doing it in a car. You know those Asian women drivers...


:awesome:
Not sure who the comedian was...maybe Bill Maher many years ago. Asks the question in a discussion of bad Asian drivers:

"How can you give a license to someone you can mask with a piece of dental floss?"
 
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