cancel2 2022
Canceled
A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darling," he says, "I know this is your first time and you are frightened. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anything, anything you want.
Whatchou want?" he asks, trying to sound experienced.
He hopes this will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsurely, "I want ... number 69."
Now he is caught up in thoughtful silence. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks,
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darling," he says, "I know this is your first time and you are frightened. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anything, anything you want.
Whatchou want?" he asks, trying to sound experienced.
He hopes this will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsurely, "I want ... number 69."
Now he is caught up in thoughtful silence. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks,
"You want ... Beef with Broccoli?"
