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The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same
stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.


The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one
little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?

This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"



Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your
hand? Show me!"



So the Pope backhanded the bitch--



AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY....




Kind of brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it... ? :cof1:
 
Mr. Spite said:
This is why conservatism is the root of all evil.
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I agree. Nancy Pelosi is the root of all conservative evil.

Now please go back to your mature, obliterated, drunk night posting.

All of Christendom waits with bated breath for your next pearl of wisdom about the fate of Christianity and Christians, up to and including, the Pope.

Let 'er rip!:good4u:
 
Who cares what a stinky tuna-twat says, Mr. Spite?

"She" uses a hermaphrodite yougurt seller for her lame-ass avatar.

It's fun watching her lick SM and Yurt's bungs, though.
 
This is a much better joke.


FOUR GHOSTS OF THE WHITE HOUSE

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honourable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...

The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."
 
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