Conservative Republican Doesn't Know If Earth is Round!

Holy fuck.

Three minutes spent convincing someone that the world is round.

"Is the world round?"

"Well, to tell you the truth, I've never really thought about it. God... blah blah blah... God... blah blah blah..."
 
Is the world flat?

This would be a logical question at the next GOP presidential candidate debate, now that most of them are on record denying evolution, and/or supporting creationism.
 
Cypress said:
Is the world flat?

This would be a logical question at the next GOP presidential candidate debate, now that most of them are on record denying evolution, and/or supporting creationism.
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Yeah that shit was ridiculous.

I wanted to slap them.
 
She used science to have a child. I wonder if that is in the Bible?
 
Again, as was already asked.... where are you getting that she is a conservative Republican? Religious... yes, that is obvious. But nowhere does it say she is a Republican or that she is a conservative.... unless you are trying to tell us that no Democrats or liberals are religious?
 
Superfreak said:
Again, as was already asked.... where are you getting that she is a conservative Republican? Religious... yes, that is obvious. But nowhere does it say she is a Republican or that she is a conservative.... unless you are trying to tell us that no Democrats or liberals are religious?
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HAHAHA, careful that's one of their buttons they hate being pushed.
 
ib1yysguy said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ACobXN7_p8

Amazing. People this dumb shouldn't be allowed to have children. All she talks about is what is in the Bible. Amazing.
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It's worse than just being dumb. Right next to the definition of "willfully ignorant" in the Unabridged Universal Authoritative Dictionary, you will find a photo of this pathetic woman.

You want to know why so many people in the United States despise Christianity? Look no further than this hateful, destructive, pitiful idiot. Not only doesn't she know, she doesn't want to know.

This is the face of evil, folks. I'm serious. It isn't ugly or obvious: that would be too easy. Evil wears an appealing, innocuous face and it quotes the Bible -- or the Qu'ran -- at every opportunity.
 
Superfreak said:
Again, as was already asked.... where are you getting that she is a conservative Republican? Religious... yes, that is obvious. But nowhere does it say she is a Republican or that she is a conservative.... unless you are trying to tell us that no Democrats or liberals are religious?
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I'm obviously making fun of Dano. I have no real indication she's a Republican or a conservative. In fact, she's black so she's probably not either.

Dano, of course, does this a lot except he truly believes it. I could site examples, but he does it so often I don't feel I need to.
 
As a parody, this thread falls a little short.

Dano would take this one person, give them a clear political affiliation AND extend it to everyone else w/ that political affiliation, as in "Conservative Republicans don't know earth is round!"
 
Superfreak said:
Again, as was already asked.... where are you getting that she is a conservative Republican? Religious... yes, that is obvious. But nowhere does it say she is a Republican or that she is a conservative.... unless you are trying to tell us that no Democrats or liberals are religious?
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Are conservatives on here really that oblivious to Dano's antics day in and day out on here? This is obviously a put-up of one of Dano's many threads. Damo didn't get the same thing yesterday.

I will make a bet with you that I can spot a really obnoxious or annoying liberal and make a list of why they are. But you guys are just completely oblivious to it on the other end.

I don't know if it's a conservative thing, or a man thing.
 
Superfreak said:
Again, as was already asked.... where are you getting that she is a conservative Republican? Religious... yes, that is obvious. But nowhere does it say she is a Republican or that she is a conservative.... unless you are trying to tell us that no Democrats or liberals are religious?
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I think it was an obvious spoof thread title.
 
Darla said:
Are conservatives on here really that oblivious to Dano's antics day in and day out on here? This is obviously a put-up of one of Dano's many threads. Damo didn't get the same thing yesterday.

I will make a bet with you that I can spot a really obnoxious or annoying liberal and make a list of why they are. But you guys are just completely oblivious to it on the other end.

I don't know if it's a conservative thing, or a man thing.
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As soon as I read the title to the thread I could tell the poster was parroting Dano with his blanket statements concerning "liberal democrats." I laughed because of it.

As to the subject of the video, if one is a real student of the Bible he would know that Isiah wrote about the earth being round long before the explorers confirmed it.
 
leaningright said:
As soon as I read the title to the thread I could tell the poster was parroting Dano with his blanket statements concerning "liberal democrats." I laughed because of it.

As to the subject of the video, if one is a real student of the Bible he would know that Isiah wrote about the earth being round long before the explorers confirmed it.
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Ok, so that leaves out "it's a man thing". Maybe it is just SF and Damo. They do kind of have heads like coconuts.
 
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