Copenhagen climate summit: 1,200 limos, 140 private planes and caviar wedges

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Copenhagen climate summit: 1,200 limos, 140 private planes and caviar wedges

Copenhagen is preparing for the climate change summit that will produce as much carbon dioxide as a town the size of Middlesbrough.


On a normal day, Majken Friss Jorgensen, managing director of Copenhagen's biggest limousine company, says her firm has twelve vehicles on the road. During the "summit to save the world", which opens here tomorrow, she will have 200.

"We thought they were not going to have many cars, due to it being a climate convention," she says. "But it seems that somebody last week looked at the weather report."

Ms Jorgensen reckons that between her and her rivals the total number of limos in Copenhagen next week has already broken the 1,200 barrier. The French alone rang up on Thursday and ordered another 42. "We haven't got enough limos in the country to fulfil the demand," she says. "We're having to drive them in hundreds of miles from Germany and Sweden."

And the total number of electric cars or hybrids among that number? "Five," says Ms Jorgensen. "The government has some alternative fuel cars but the rest will be petrol or diesel. We don't have any hybrids in Denmark, unfortunately, due to the extreme taxes on those cars. It makes no sense at all, but it's very Danish."

The airport says it is expecting up to 140 extra private jets during the peak period alone, so far over its capacity that the planes will have to fly off to regional airports – or to Sweden – to park, returning to Copenhagen to pick up their VIP passengers.

As well 15,000 delegates and officials, 5,000 journalists and 98 world leaders, the Danish capital will be blessed by the presence of Leonardo DiCaprio, Daryl Hannah, Helena Christensen, Archbishop Desmond Tutu and Prince Charles. A Republican US senator, Jim Inhofe, is jetting in at the head of an anti-climate-change "Truth Squad." The top hotels – all fully booked at £650 a night – are readying their Climate Convention menus of (no doubt sustainable) scallops, foie gras and sculpted caviar wedges.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/co...mos-140-private-planes-and-caviar-wedges.html



:lol:

[We don't have any hybrids in Denmark, unfortunately, due to the extreme taxes on those cars.

I’ll believe it’s a crisis when the people who tell me it’s a crisis start acting like it’s a crisis. - Glenn Reynolds
 
That's why this whole thing is a total scam.

Copenhagen climate summit: 1,200 limos, 140 private planes and caviar wedges

Copenhagen is preparing for the climate change summit that will produce as much carbon dioxide as a town the size of Middlesbrough.


On a normal day, Majken Friss Jorgensen, managing director of Copenhagen's biggest limousine company, says her firm has twelve vehicles on the road. During the "summit to save the world", which opens here tomorrow, she will have 200.

"We thought they were not going to have many cars, due to it being a climate convention," she says. "But it seems that somebody last week looked at the weather report."

Ms Jorgensen reckons that between her and her rivals the total number of limos in Copenhagen next week has already broken the 1,200 barrier. The French alone rang up on Thursday and ordered another 42. "We haven't got enough limos in the country to fulfil the demand," she says. "We're having to drive them in hundreds of miles from Germany and Sweden."

And the total number of electric cars or hybrids among that number? "Five," says Ms Jorgensen. "The government has some alternative fuel cars but the rest will be petrol or diesel. We don't have any hybrids in Denmark, unfortunately, due to the extreme taxes on those cars. It makes no sense at all, but it's very Danish."

The airport says it is expecting up to 140 extra private jets during the peak period alone, so far over its capacity that the planes will have to fly off to regional airports – or to Sweden – to park, returning to Copenhagen to pick up their VIP passengers.

As well 15,000 delegates and officials, 5,000 journalists and 98 world leaders, the Danish capital will be blessed by the presence of Leonardo DiCaprio, Daryl Hannah, Helena Christensen, Archbishop Desmond Tutu and Prince Charles. A Republican US senator, Jim Inhofe, is jetting in at the head of an anti-climate-change "Truth Squad." The top hotels – all fully booked at £650 a night – are readying their Climate Convention menus of (no doubt sustainable) scallops, foie gras and sculpted caviar wedges.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/co...mos-140-private-planes-and-caviar-wedges.html



:lol:

[We don't have any hybrids in Denmark, unfortunately, due to the extreme taxes on those cars.

I’ll believe it’s a crisis when the people who tell me it’s a crisis start acting like it’s a crisis. - Glenn Reynolds
 
You know it really is hard to be comfortable in your support of AGW when you are cramed into a Toyota Prius with other warmers. One has to be stretched out in their Maibock, surfing the internet trying to figure out how to fudge numbers to make the rise in temp look plausible.
 
You know it really is hard to be comfortable in your support of AGW when you are cramed into a Toyota Prius with other warmers. One has to be stretched out in their Maibock, surfing the internet trying to figure out how to fudge numbers to make the rise in temp look plausible.

exactly... it is also quite inconvenient to fly with all those little people they are about to screw over with higher energy bills. Too bad Saint Gore is too afraid to come to the party. Though after all the fraudulent data being released, he is probably crying in some dark corner. I am sure he could start a support group for sniveling crybabies.... I hear Tebow is looking for a group.
 
exactly... it is also quite inconvenient to fly with all those little people they are about to screw over with higher energy bills. Too bad Saint Gore is too afraid to come to the party. Though after all the fraudulent data being released, he is probably crying in some dark corner. I am sure he could start a support group for sniveling crybabies.... I hear Tebow is looking for a group.
ROFLMAOPIMP I KNEW you were going to tie Tebow into this. That should be our goal for the next week. Anytime we can tie crying and Tebow together we should. Regardless of the topic.
 
ROFLMAOPIMP I KNEW you were going to tie Tebow into this. That should be our goal for the next week. Anytime we can tie crying and Tebow together we should. Regardless of the topic.

Agreed. I have been doing it all day today... I have a buddy who is a big big big Gator fan...

His day has not been going well. We are going to continue harassing him until he either goes postal or breaks down like a simpering Tebow.
 
You think Gore is in the back of his shower crying like the crying game guy? No! A true Believer never admits defeat in the face of information! He's busy gathering a "consensus" to say that even though the information was "massaged" the "majority" of scientists still "believe" in AGW!

*whew*

Now that AGW has officially become a Faith-based belief system, will Al Gore come out as their High Priest?

They already have their Pharisees, riding around in Diesel Limos while their plane flies to its "parking" space in Germany...

And this quote:
I’ll believe it’s a crisis when the people who tell me it’s a crisis start acting like it’s a crisis. - Glenn Reynolds

Pretty much tells the story. When even the people who try to convince you it is a "crisis" act as if there is no crisis, it pretty much tells you that fear itself is the enemy, don't let these people scare you into acting stupidly.
 
I’ll believe it’s a crisis when the people who tell me it’s a crisis start acting like it’s a crisis. - Glenn Reynolds

see Glenn, you're missing the point entirely. The crisis is only for us plebes and proles, not the elites who believe they are meant to rule over us. They know whats best for us, so just submit.
 
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