Coroner is a Gift Card Thief

[LadyT]

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/15125363/detail.html

AUGUSTA, Ga. -- A deputy coroner has been arrested on accusations she stole gift cards from the body of a woman who had committed suicide........

Authorities later learned from family members of the deceased woman that some gift cards might have been missing, Strength said.

 

[LadyT]

#1) I can't believe gift card thievery even makes the news

#2) What family members in the wake of someone's death thinks, "Hey I gave her a gift card......she probably didn't use it, I want it back"

That would actually never cross my mind.

 

[Epicurus]

#2) What family members in the wake of someone's death thinks, "Hey I gave her a gift card......she probably didn't use it, I want it back"

My first thought too.

 

[LadyT]

seriously. I'd feel way too cheap and like an @$$ to even bringit up.

 

[Cypress]

seriously. I'd feel way too cheap and like an @$$ to even bringit up.

What would you do, if it was a gift card for Cartier's? I know you women love diamonds.

 

[Socrtease]

At first I though "maybe they were gift cards to Wal Mart and the deceased has kids that are going to need food, clothes and maybe a little something to take away the pain of losing their mom" but then after reading the article they were to places like Victoria Secret and a steakhouse. What a bunch of cheep ass family members. Hope they choke on the steak. But at the same time I hope the coroner gets hers too.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I hope it all works out and everyone is as happy as possible at the end of things.

 

[Epicurus]

I hope it all works out and everyone is as happy as possible at the end of things.

I hope you die.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I hope you die.

I hope that, if I die, then it will happen in the way that makes most people as happy as possible, and doesn't turn into a tragedy.

Like, if I turn into Hitler..

 

[LadyT]

What would you do, if it was a gift card for Cartier's? I know you women love diamonds.

I mean, if it were something really really substantial, then yes, I'd be inclined to bring it up. But that's not the case here.

"Macy's, Target, Victoria's Secret and a local steak house"

No way I'd bring up my Target or Macy's gift card issue to anyone in the wake of someone dying.

 

[LadyT]

At first I though "maybe they were gift cards to Wal Mart and the deceased has kids that are going to need food, clothes and maybe a little something to take away the pain of losing their mom" but then after reading the article they were to places like Victoria Secret and a steakhouse. What a bunch of cheep ass family members. Hope they choke on the steak. But at the same time I hope the coroner gets hers too.

The coroner was definitely wrong and deserved to get caught.

But I'm with you. They are clearly cheap. They're astute, but cheap.

 

[Little-Acorn]

seriously. I'd feel way too cheap and like an @$$ to even bringit up.

Yet it's drawn twelve posts so far here.

 

[LadyT]

Yet it's drawn twelve posts so far here.

13 now

 

[gonzojournals]

How can free people compete with slaves?

 

[Cancel7]

#1) I can't believe gift card thievery even makes the news

#2) What family members in the wake of someone's death thinks, "Hey I gave her a gift card......she probably didn't use it, I want it back"

That would actually never cross my mind.

Yeah, that is really weird.

 

[Cancel7]

Well, I guess the coroner figured the dead girl wouldn’t be needing them now! I mean, it’s not the worst crime I’ve ever heard of. It is tacky, and I couldn’t benefit from anyone’s death like that myself, but I don’ t know, it’s not really that big of deal. If I died with gift cards on me (this is highly unlikely as I love gift cards and am in the store minutes after receiving one), I really wouldn’t mind if some lady took them and bought herself some stuff.

 

[Epicurus]

I hope that, if I die, then it will happen in the way that makes most people as happy as possible, and doesn't turn into a tragedy.

Like, if I turn into Hitler..

If I could see the future and have power over your life, and I saw that you were going to kill millions, I would force you to stay alive just so your bleeding heart could cry over the suffering you've caused, as well as your pain as a writer from reading this intentionally poor run-on sentence.

 

[Epicurus]

Well, I guess the coroner figured the dead girl wouldn’t be needing them now! I mean, it’s not the worst crime I’ve ever heard of. It is tacky, .......blah blah

Tacky is wearing tennis shoes with a tuxedo.

Graverobbery is maybe a more accurate term here.

 

[gonzojournals]

If I could see the future and have power over your life, and I saw that you were going to kill millions, I would force you to stay alive just so your bleeding heart could cry over the suffering you've caused, as well as your pain as a writer from reading this intentionally poor run-on sentence.

If I could see into the future and knew that Watermark would kill millions, Christopher Walken would try to shoot him.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

If I could see the future and have power over your life, and I saw that you were going to kill millions, I would force you to stay alive just so your bleeding heart could cry over the suffering you've caused, as well as your pain as a writer from reading this intentionally poor run-on sentence.

A lot of writers use run on sentences. You could look at a 10 pages of Hemingway and only find one comma. Same thing with Cormac McCarthy. And they often used "and" at the beginning of sentences in a completely innapropriate fashion.

OH NOZER?! LOOK AT ALL THE SUFFERING I WILL CAU SE!