Couple married 72 years die holding hands

I'd settle for dying on a beach or in a penthouse suite with hot naked chicks all around me, but I doubt they'd be much comfort in a fiery pit of lava... Thanks for taking all of the romance out of this thread, though, Yurt.
 
I'd settle for dying on a beach or in a penthouse suite with hot naked chicks all around me, but I doubt they'd be much comfort in a fiery pit of lava... Thanks for taking all of the romance out of this thread, though, Yurt.

romance is dead to me today.
 
I want to die as I lived. Drunk beyond the point of drunkeness in a massive Latina orgy in celebration of my victory over the zombie armies of China.
 
Now everyone's gonna think I'm on PCP :D

Seriously, though, I want to die in the hands of a single beautiful woman, because I am a hapless romantic. This stuff is fun to talk about, but in reality I'm a one-woman man...
 
Now everyone's gonna think I'm on PCP :D

Seriously, though, I want to die in the hands of a single beautiful woman, because I am a hapless romantic. This stuff is fun to talk about, but in reality I'm a one-woman man...

I'm sure that you could find one that is willing to choke you to death. :)
 
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