Creepy Canadian

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Cruz locks eyes with his aunt, rubbing her down with all the warmth of an undertaker that's secretly a robot. The real gem though is how long he keeps his ham on his dad's sister. For approximately 16 minutes and 15 seconds, Cruz's hand appears to never stray from her back.

Ted Cruz watched porn while his daughters sat nearby​

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election/history-ted-cruz-making-family-uncomfortable-article-1.2600997

 

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HE TRIED TO CRADLE HIS DAUGHTER​

 

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On the campaign trail, Caroline Cruz tries to give her dad a piece of Wisconsin pride. She's able to slip her cheesehead hat onto Ted's head for just a moment before he shuts it down faster than the federal government. He puts the lactose-laden lid back on his daughter's head then quickly fixes his hair while Gov. Scott Walker gives Caroline a pat on the cheddar as if to say, "That was cute how you tried to make your dad seem human."


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election/history-ted-cruz-making-family-uncomfortable-article-1.2600997