CRITICAL HORSE THEORY

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CRITICAL HORSE THEORY

In 1958, the Annual Horse Fanciers of America held their meeting in Aardmore, Oklahoma. During that meeting, the educational world in this country was set upon its ear, by a radical new concept- Critical Horse Theory.

Posited by guest speakers Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, this theory posits that without horses, almost none of the buildings, edifices and monuments we hold dear and sacred in this country could have been built. And further, without horses, plows would have sat unused, fields would have laid fallow, crops and goods not harvested, or even if produced, delayed to market. And yet today, their sacrifice and contributions go largely unnoticed.

Their radical idea was adopted strongly by a guest speaker at that meeting, world famous jockey and horse fancier Willie Shoemaker. In fact, he went even further. He claimed that if white men had just given horses more free rein, they could have built even more buildings and created more cash crops than being suppressed under the white man's thumb.

"How many Kentucky Derbys could I have won without a horse? Enough said," Willie concluded.
 
Hoosier Daddy said:
CRITICAL HORSE THEORY

In 1958, the Annual Horse Fanciers of America held their meeting in Aardmore, Oklahoma. During that meeting, the educational world in this country was set upon its ear, by a radical new concept- Critical Horse Theory.

Posited by guest speakers Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, this theory posits that without horses, almost none of the buildings, edifices and monuments we hold dear and sacred in this country could have been built. And further, without horses, plows would have sat unused, fields would have laid fallow, crops and goods not harvested, or even if produced, delayed to market. And yet today, their sacrifice and contributions go largely unnoticed.

Their radical idea was adopted strongly by a guest speaker at that meeting, world famous jockey and horse fancier Willie Shoemaker. In fact, he went even further. He claimed that if white men had just given horses more free rein, they could have built even more buildings and created more cash crops than being suppressed under the white man's thumb.

"How many Kentucky Derbys could I have won without a horse? Enough said," Willie concluded.
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Stupid on so many levels. Not only is this not a current event,....you did not provide a link to the original source. If you do not provide a link it is basically plagiarizing someone elses work and is not allowed on ANY message board...........DUMMY. Get it the fuck out of here now. Halfwit.
 
Stone said:
Stupid on so many levels. Not only is this not a current event,....you did not provide a link to the original source. If you do not provide a link it is basically plagiarizing someone elses work and is not allowed on ANY message board...........DUMMY. Get it the fuck out of here now. Halfwit.
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it is a current event given the fact so many crackers are bitching about critical race theory as if it is a big ass deal or even taught at public schools in general.


if you don't believe me, ask Roy.

here is the link-

www.iwrotethisanditissatiredumbass.org
 
Stone said:
Stupid on so many levels. Not only is this not a current event,....you did not provide a link to the original source. If you do not provide a link it is basically plagiarizing someone elses work and is not allowed on ANY message board...........DUMMY. Get it the fuck out of here now. Halfwit.
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It's far from stupid, rather succinct and funny, written by someone who knows how to write, something all but nonexistent among the membership of this forum.
 
Hoosier Daddy said:
CRITICAL HORSE THEORY

In 1958, the Annual Horse Fanciers of America held their meeting in Aardmore, Oklahoma. During that meeting, the educational world in this country was set upon its ear, by a radical new concept- Critical Horse Theory.

Posited by guest speakers Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, this theory posits that without horses, almost none of the buildings, edifices and monuments we hold dear and sacred in this country could have been built. And further, without horses, plows would have sat unused, fields would have laid fallow, crops and goods not harvested, or even if produced, delayed to market. And yet today, their sacrifice and contributions go largely unnoticed.

Their radical idea was adopted strongly by a guest speaker at that meeting, world famous jockey and horse fancier Willie Shoemaker. In fact, he went even further. He claimed that if white men had just given horses more free rein, they could have built even more buildings and created more cash crops than being suppressed under the white man's thumb.

"How many Kentucky Derbys could I have won without a horse? Enough said," Willie concluded.
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That's awesome satire. lol
 
martin said:
Too bad it's lost on our humorless friends. Liberals are able to laugh at themselves, hence stuff like Saturday Night Live. For Right wingers, not possible. A reason why nearly all political comics are Leftists.
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Heh, I've noticed that too. I wonder if satire is lost on those only capable of seeing the world in black and white?
 
Hoosier Daddy said:
CRITICAL HORSE THEORY

In 1958, the Annual Horse Fanciers of America held their meeting in Aardmore, Oklahoma. During that meeting, the educational world in this country was set upon its ear, by a radical new concept- Critical Horse Theory.

Posited by guest speakers Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, this theory posits that without horses, almost none of the buildings, edifices and monuments we hold dear and sacred in this country could have been built. And further, without horses, plows would have sat unused, fields would have laid fallow, crops and goods not harvested, or even if produced, delayed to market. And yet today, their sacrifice and contributions go largely unnoticed.

Their radical idea was adopted strongly by a guest speaker at that meeting, world famous jockey and horse fancier Willie Shoemaker. In fact, he went even further. He claimed that if white men had just given horses more free rein, they could have built even more buildings and created more cash crops than being suppressed under the white man's thumb.

"How many Kentucky Derbys could I have won without a horse? Enough said," Willie concluded.
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I object! The Mayans did not have horses!

Q.E.D.
 
martin said:
Too bad it's lost on our humorless friends. Liberals are able to laugh at themselves, hence stuff like Saturday Night Live. For Right wingers, not possible. A reason why nearly all political comics are Leftists.
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also, most normal people do not like jokes that make fun of poor people, or based on the looks or age or sex of someone, and not based on their dumbass views and silly ideas. for unfunny right wing humor, watch that bizarre show Gutfeld on fox for about 5 minutes. It is amazingly not funny at all.
 
Hoosier Daddy said:
CRITICAL HORSE THEORY

In 1958, the Annual Horse Fanciers of America held their meeting in Aardmore, Oklahoma. During that meeting, the educational world in this country was set upon its ear, by a radical new concept- Critical Horse Theory.

Posited by guest speakers Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, this theory posits that without horses, almost none of the buildings, edifices and monuments we hold dear and sacred in this country could have been built. And further, without horses, plows would have sat unused, fields would have laid fallow, crops and goods not harvested, or even if produced, delayed to market. And yet today, their sacrifice and contributions go largely unnoticed.

Their radical idea was adopted strongly by a guest speaker at that meeting, world famous jockey and horse fancier Willie Shoemaker. In fact, he went even further. He claimed that if white men had just given horses more free rein, they could have built even more buildings and created more cash crops than being suppressed under the white man's thumb.

"How many Kentucky Derbys could I have won without a horse? Enough said," Willie concluded.
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He was a wonderful man. Had the pleasure of meeting him in 1996 when my horse was racing.
 
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