Crossing the road while black

[Seahawk]

A 59-year-old Kansas man was killed when the motorcycle he was driving Friday night collided with a black cow on a blacktopped road.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-driving-motorcycle-dark-hits-black-cow-dies-001010402.html?nhp=1

 

[Mott the Hoople]

A 59-year-old Kansas man was killed when the motorcycle he was driving Friday night collided with a black cow on a blacktopped road.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-driving-motorcycle-dark-hits-black-cow-dies-001010402.html?nhp=1

He must have been mooving to fast.

 

[Seahawk]

He must have been mooving to fast.

He got herded.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

He got herded.

What an udder disaster.

 

[Seahawk]

What an udder disaster.

I am not sure that behooves you.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I am not sure that behooves you.

I can't stop milking it.

 

[Rune]

He bought the farm.

 

[Rune]

Steered wrong.

 

[Minister of Truth]

That poor motorcycle!

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

That guy hit a cow and died

 

[Mott the Hoople]

That guy hit a cow and died

Aren't you mooved?

 

[MAGA MAN]

I lived less than a mile from where a couple died when their Saab hit a Buffalo on a two lane highway.

 

[Rune]

Took the bull by the horns.

 

[MAGA MAN]

That was a Saab story.

 

[MAGA MAN]

It was also a true story- some farmer up there used to raise a cross between bison and some breed of domestic cow.