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[FUCK THE POLICE]

Fuckin' fuck shit.

 

[Mr. Groan]

Groan.

 

[Minister of Truth]

LOLZ, my roommate recently had this problem calling up his cellphone provider about his busted phone...

 

[/MSG/]

Watermark, you owe me a new keyboard. And $12.00.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Why a new keyboard? Wut?

 

[/MSG/]

Why a new keyboard? Wut?

Because I shot 120 minute IPA out my nose all over it. That's what the $12.00 is for too. That's a waste of a beer.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

lets go and get some aids
on the promenades
some are fine with hiv
though it's not enough for me

lets go some aids and die

 

[Minister of Truth]

Because I shot 120 minute IPA out my nose all over it. That's what the $12.00 is for too. That's a waste of a beer.

If its just an IPA then he only owes you for the keyboard.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

lets go and get some aids
on the promenades
some are fine with hiv
though it's not enough for me

lets go some aids and die

6-6-7-7-6

 

[/MSG/]

If its just an IPA then he only owes you for the keyboard.

Dogfish Head 120 minute IPA is one of the strongest beers in the world. It gets it's name from 120 minutes of hopping and has a ABV of 22%. It's not just an IPA.

 

[Minister of Truth]

6-6-7-7-6

What does that make it?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Dogfish Head 120 minute IPA is one of the strongest beers in the world. It gets it's name from 120 minutes of hopping and has a ABV of 22%. It's not just an IPA.

Yeah, billy spent a lot of money on that beer. Too bad it probably tastes like shit.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

What does that make it?

I dunno, I was just trying to figure out if it kept a consistent syllabalic scheme, which it does. I'm surprised if Grind knew to do stuff like that in poetry, maybe he just instinctively adopted a rhythm.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Currently the world's strongest beer is the Tactical Nuclear Penguin from BrewDog.

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[/MSG/]

Yeah, billy spent a lot of money on that beer. Too bad it probably tastes like shit.

Tastes better than your mom.

 

[/MSG/]

Currently the world's strongest beer is the Tactical Nuclear Penguin from BrewDog.

BrewDog Brewery - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Well fuck me.... that's so powerful shit.

 

[Minister of Truth]

 

[/MSG/]

Your mom would say otherwise.

BOOM!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Well fuck me.... that's so powerful shit.

They probably just threw in a lot of malts or sugar and a high gravity yeast. Even the strongest yeast dies at around 25% ABV, so then they freeze distilled it to around 40%. At this point, I don't think the word "beer" is appropriate to describe what results. And, again, it probably tastes like shit, and it's more expensive than God.