More glorious news. Congratulations Dan Bongino! I’m practically doing a victory jig waiting for the daily headlines since January 20th, because it’s been a nonstop Trumpian triumph parade, wrapped in red, white, and blue confetti. The poor little liberal drones are going to blow a gasket trying to pick their next meltdown flavor. LOL it’s comedy gold for us patriots.
-Will it be Kash Patel, swooping into the FBI like a MAGA superhero to clean house?
-Or Dan Bongino, strutting into the deputy director gig to give the deep state a wedgie?
-Maybe Elon Musk will zing another billion-dollar budget cut, leaving the left singing out of key?
-Could Trump drop another earth-shaking executive order that makes the Dems’ heads spin like tops? -Or will Pam Bondi drop a mic-dropping bombshell that has the libtards weeping into their kale?
-Perhaps the HSA will post record-breaking wins, rounding up an army of Tren de Alagar with on stop?
-Maybe a tone-deaf mob of whiny government bureaucrats, dragged back to their desks will butcher “Solidarity Forever” in protest, sounding like a cat in a blender.
I’m barely scratching the surface of the epic actions these America First warriors could unleash, but I’ll take every glorious moment. It just gets funnier and sweeter each day, watching the libtard outrage machine sputter and stall in glorious defeat.