Darwin Award

What will be his fate

  • Killed and eaten by a pack of Wild Dogs

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  • Killed and eaten by a Panther.

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  • Killed and eaten by a Nile Crocodile

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  • Bitten in half by a Hippopotamus

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  • Trampled to death by a Elephant

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  • Gored and trampled to death by a Rhino

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  • Gored and tramled to death by a Cape Buffalo

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Killed and eaten by a Cheetah

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  • Killed and eaten by a Lion

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USFREEDOM911

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
We have a DARWIN AWARD candidate.

First we had:
Timothy Treadwell (The Grizzly Man), who lived with the grizzly bears of Katmai National Park in Alaska, and in the summer of 2003; he and his girlfriend Amie Huguenard were killed and partially eaten by a grizzly bear.

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Coming in next is:
Stephen Robert "Steve" Irwin (The Crocodile Man) who died in September of 2006, after being pierced in the chest by a stingray barb while filming an underwater documentary film.

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Up to challenge the title is: Kim Wolhuter - Star of the Discovery Channels newest Thursday night show, "Man, Cheetah, Wild".

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These people do not deserve the Darwin award, they're bravery should be sung of by our bards for millennia, an example for all to see and to emulate.

I myself will die to an assassins bullet after letting my guard down one day in my vast warlord domains after the end of the republic in the coming societal collapse. Or, I will get run over on my bike, or drown on my way to Cuba in a 17 foot boat.
 
Watermark the Red said:
These people do not deserve the Darwin award, they're bravery should be sung of by our bards for millennia, an example for all to see and to emulate.

I myself will die to an assassins bullet after letting my guard down one day in my vast warlord domains after the end of the republic in the coming societal collapse. Or, I will get run over on my bike, or drown on my way to Cuba in a 17 foot boat.
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I'm still voting for your demise, as a result of slipping on dog shit and falling in front of a car.
We shall carve SPEED BUMP into your tombstone.

It's either that or passing out drunk, face down in a rain puddle, and drowning in 2 inches of water.
 
USFREEDOM911 said:
I'm still voting for your demise, as a result of slipping on dog shit and falling in front of a car.
We shall carve SPEED BUMP into your tombstone.

It's either that or passing out drunk, face down in a rain puddle, and drowning in 2 inches of water.
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Did you mean Cheetah or Cheeto for the first option?
 
USFREEDOM911 said:
We have a DARWIN AWARD candidate.

First we had:
Timothy Treadwell (The Grizzly Man), who lived with the grizzly bears of Katmai National Park in Alaska, and in the summer of 2003; he and his girlfriend Amie Huguenard were killed and partially eaten by a grizzly bear.

220px-Timothy-treadwell.jpg


Coming in next is:
Stephen Robert "Steve" Irwin (The Crocodile Man) who died in September of 2006, after being pierced in the chest by a stingray barb while filming an underwater documentary film.

060905-irwin_170.jpg


Up to challenge the title is: Kim Wolhuter - Star of the Discovery Channels newest Thursday night show, "Man, Cheetah, Wild".

man-cheetah-wild-discovery-325.jpg
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Jealousy is an ugly thing, isn't it folks?

Sounds like USF is still bent out of shape because the networks didn't like his idea for a TV show.

"Grandpa Fossil Rages at Dirty Libruls" didn't catch on at a single network and it's got USF so dayum mad!!
 
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