DAY IN LIFE OF IVAN

IVAN CHESNOKOV

HERO OF SOCIALIST LABOR
FIRST IVAN WAKES AT CRACK OF DAWN. CHECHENS ALSO WAKE FOR MORNING PRAYER AND IS MAKE FOR EASY KILL FOR IVAN. IF IS GOOD DAY IVAN KILLS MAYBE DOZEN CHECHENS. IF POOR DAY ONLY FEW. IVAN THEN STEAL VALUABLES AND POSITIONS BODIES IN HUMOR POSES. IVAN THEN GOES TO LOCAL RATION LINE FOR HIS 3 SQUARES OF PAPER FOR BATHROOM TOILET. IF IVAN IS LUCKY LINE IS ONLY 3 HOURS LONG. THEN IVAN GOES TO RATION LINE FOR AFTERSHAVE VODKA. IVAN THEN CONSUMES AFTERSHAVE VODKA AND USES BOTTLE TO CUT (SEE? IS HILARIOUS AMERICAN PUN!) IN LINE TO FRONT FOR SECOND AFTERSHAVE VODKA RATION. IF IVAN IS IN GOOD MOOD HE WILL ONLY STEAL OTHER RATION COUPONS. IF HE IS IN BAD MOOD, HE WILL STEAL ALL.

AFTER DAILY RATIONS IS TIME FOR IVAN TO WORK. IVAN GOES TO BOARD OF PHONES FOR IZHEVSK MECHANICAL PLANT. THERE IVAN GIVES BAD ADVICE TO SHITTY CALLERS, HOPING THEY DIE AND DO NOT TROUBLE IVAN WITH MAN PUSSY PROBLEMS. IVAN IS NOW ON 8TH BOTTLE OF AFTERSHAVE VODKA. THEN IS BLUR. IVAN AWAKE NEXT DAY TO REPEAT CYCLE.
 
FIRST IVAN WAKES AT CRACK OF DAWN. CHECHENS ALSO WAKE FOR MORNING PRAYER AND IS MAKE FOR EASY KILL FOR IVAN. IF IS GOOD DAY IVAN KILLS MAYBE DOZEN CHECHENS. IF POOR DAY ONLY FEW. IVAN THEN STEAL VALUABLES AND POSITIONS BODIES IN HUMOR POSES. IVAN THEN GOES TO LOCAL RATION LINE FOR HIS 3 SQUARES OF PAPER FOR BATHROOM TOILET. IF IVAN IS LUCKY LINE IS ONLY 3 HOURS LONG. THEN IVAN GOES TO RATION LINE FOR AFTERSHAVE VODKA. IVAN THEN CONSUMES AFTERSHAVE VODKA AND USES BOTTLE TO CUT (SEE? IS HILARIOUS AMERICAN PUN!) IN LINE TO FRONT FOR SECOND AFTERSHAVE VODKA RATION. IF IVAN IS IN GOOD MOOD HE WILL ONLY STEAL OTHER RATION COUPONS. IF HE IS IN BAD MOOD, HE WILL STEAL ALL.

AFTER DAILY RATIONS IS TIME FOR IVAN TO WORK. IVAN GOES TO BOARD OF PHONES FOR IZHEVSK MECHANICAL PLANT. THERE IVAN GIVES BAD ADVICE TO SHITTY CALLERS, HOPING THEY DIE AND DO NOT TROUBLE IVAN WITH MAN PUSSY PROBLEMS. IVAN IS NOW ON 8TH BOTTLE OF AFTERSHAVE VODKA. THEN IS BLUR. IVAN AWAKE NEXT DAY TO REPEAT CYCLE.

I have a friend who is from Czeck and your post just got you a slot in the round file.
 
Plot

Ivan Denisovich Shukhov has been sentenced to a camp in the Soviet gulag system, accused of becoming a spy after being captured by the Germans as a prisoner of war during World War II. He is innocent but is nonetheless punished by the government for being a spy. The final paragraph suggests that Shukhov serves ten years.

The day begins with Shukhov waking up sick. For waking late, he is sent to the guardhouse and forced to clean it—a minor punishment compared to others mentioned in the book. When Shukhov is finally able to leave the guardhouse, he goes to the dispensary to report his illness. Since it is late in the morning by now, the orderly is unable to exempt any more workers, and Shukhov must work regardless.

The rest of the day mainly speaks of Shukhov's squad (the 104th, which has 28 members), their allegiance to the squad leader, and the work that the prisoners (zeks) do—for example, at a brutal construction site where the cold freezes the mortar used for bricklaying if not applied quickly enough. Solzhenitsyn also details the methods used by the prisoners for survival; the whole camp lives by the rule of survival of the fittest. Tiurin, the foreman of gang 104 is strict but kind, and the squad grows to like him more as the book goes on. Though a "morose" man, Tiurin is liked because he understands the prisoners, he talks to them, and he helps them. Shukhov is one of the hardest workers in the squad and is generally well respected. Rations at the camp are scant, but for Shukhov, they are one of the few things to live for. He conserves the food that he receives and is always watchful for any item that he can hide and trade for food at a later date.

At the end of the day, Shukhov is able to provide a few special services for Tsezar (Caesar), an intellectual who is able to get out of manual labor and do office work instead. Tsezar is most notable, however, for receiving packages of food from his family. Shukhov is able to get a small share of Tsezar's packages by standing in lines for him. Shukhov's day ends up being productive, even "almost happy": "Shukhov went to sleep fully content. He'd had many strokes of luck that day." (p.139).

Those in the camps found everyday life extremely difficult. For example, one rule states that if the thermometer reaches −41 °C (−42 °F), then the prisoners are exempt from outdoor labor that day—anything above that was considered bearable. The reader is reminded in passing through Shukhov's matter-of-fact thoughts of the harshness of the conditions, worsened by the inadequate bedding and clothing. The boots assigned to the zeks rarely fit, in addition cloth had to be used or taken out, for example, and the thin mittens issued were easily ripped.

The prisoners were assigned numbers for easy identification and in an effort to dehumanize them; Ivan Denisovich's prisoner number was Щ-854. Each day, the squad leader would receive their assignment of the day, and the squad would then be fed according to how they performed. Prisoners in each squad were thus forced to work together and to pressure each other to get their work done. If any prisoner was slacking, the whole squad would be punished. Despite this, Solzhenitsyn shows that a surprising loyalty could exist among the work gang members, with Shukhov teaming up with other prisoners to steal felt and extra bowls of soup; even the squad leader defies the authorities by tar papering over the windows at their work site. Indeed, only through such solidarity can the prisoners do anything more than survive from day to day.
 
Ivan, if you black-out every night, how do you stay fit enough to consistently go out and kill more Chechens every morning? Seems to me like they are too easy of a kill for you, and that you should move onto something more challenging like Georgians or Kazakstanis...
 
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FIRST IVAN WAKES AT CRACK OF DAWN. CHECHENS ALSO WAKE FOR MORNING PRAYER AND IS MAKE FOR EASY KILL FOR IVAN. IF IS GOOD DAY IVAN KILLS MAYBE DOZEN CHECHENS. IF POOR DAY ONLY FEW. IVAN THEN STEAL VALUABLES AND POSITIONS BODIES IN HUMOR POSES. IVAN THEN GOES TO LOCAL RATION LINE FOR HIS 3 SQUARES OF PAPER FOR BATHROOM TOILET. IF IVAN IS LUCKY LINE IS ONLY 3 HOURS LONG. THEN IVAN GOES TO RATION LINE FOR AFTERSHAVE VODKA. IVAN THEN CONSUMES AFTERSHAVE VODKA AND USES BOTTLE TO CUT (SEE? IS HILARIOUS AMERICAN PUN!) IN LINE TO FRONT FOR SECOND AFTERSHAVE VODKA RATION. IF IVAN IS IN GOOD MOOD HE WILL ONLY STEAL OTHER RATION COUPONS. IF HE IS IN BAD MOOD, HE WILL STEAL ALL.

AFTER DAILY RATIONS IS TIME FOR IVAN TO WORK. IVAN GOES TO BOARD OF PHONES FOR IZHEVSK MECHANICAL PLANT. THERE IVAN GIVES BAD ADVICE TO SHITTY CALLERS, HOPING THEY DIE AND DO NOT TROUBLE IVAN WITH MAN PUSSY PROBLEMS. IVAN IS NOW ON 8TH BOTTLE OF AFTERSHAVE VODKA. THEN IS BLUR. IVAN AWAKE NEXT DAY TO REPEAT CYCLE.

Toast! Here's to Aqua Velva!
 
Ivan, if you black-out every night, how do you stay fit enough to consistently go out and kill more Chechens every morning? Seems to me like they are too easy of a kill for you, and that you should move onto something more challenging like Georgians or Kazakstanis...

Aqua Velva is secret weapon!
 
Plot

Ivan Denisovich Shukhov has been sentenced to a camp in the Soviet gulag system, accused of becoming a spy after being captured by the Germans as a prisoner of war during World War II. He is innocent but is nonetheless punished by the government for being a spy. The final paragraph suggests that Shukhov serves ten years.

The day begins with Shukhov waking up sick. For waking late, he is sent to the guardhouse and forced to clean it—a minor punishment compared to others mentioned in the book. When Shukhov is finally able to leave the guardhouse, he goes to the dispensary to report his illness. Since it is late in the morning by now, the orderly is unable to exempt any more workers, and Shukhov must work regardless.

The rest of the day mainly speaks of Shukhov's squad (the 104th, which has 28 members), their allegiance to the squad leader, and the work that the prisoners (zeks) do—for example, at a brutal construction site where the cold freezes the mortar used for bricklaying if not applied quickly enough. Solzhenitsyn also details the methods used by the prisoners for survival; the whole camp lives by the rule of survival of the fittest. Tiurin, the foreman of gang 104 is strict but kind, and the squad grows to like him more as the book goes on. Though a "morose" man, Tiurin is liked because he understands the prisoners, he talks to them, and he helps them. Shukhov is one of the hardest workers in the squad and is generally well respected. Rations at the camp are scant, but for Shukhov, they are one of the few things to live for. He conserves the food that he receives and is always watchful for any item that he can hide and trade for food at a later date.

At the end of the day, Shukhov is able to provide a few special services for Tsezar (Caesar), an intellectual who is able to get out of manual labor and do office work instead. Tsezar is most notable, however, for receiving packages of food from his family. Shukhov is able to get a small share of Tsezar's packages by standing in lines for him. Shukhov's day ends up being productive, even "almost happy": "Shukhov went to sleep fully content. He'd had many strokes of luck that day." (p.139).

Those in the camps found everyday life extremely difficult. For example, one rule states that if the thermometer reaches −41 °C (−42 °F), then the prisoners are exempt from outdoor labor that day—anything above that was considered bearable. The reader is reminded in passing through Shukhov's matter-of-fact thoughts of the harshness of the conditions, worsened by the inadequate bedding and clothing. The boots assigned to the zeks rarely fit, in addition cloth had to be used or taken out, for example, and the thin mittens issued were easily ripped.

The prisoners were assigned numbers for easy identification and in an effort to dehumanize them; Ivan Denisovich's prisoner number was Щ-854. Each day, the squad leader would receive their assignment of the day, and the squad would then be fed according to how they performed. Prisoners in each squad were thus forced to work together and to pressure each other to get their work done. If any prisoner was slacking, the whole squad would be punished. Despite this, Solzhenitsyn shows that a surprising loyalty could exist among the work gang members, with Shukhov teaming up with other prisoners to steal felt and extra bowls of soup; even the squad leader defies the authorities by tar papering over the windows at their work site. Indeed, only through such solidarity can the prisoners do anything more than survive from day to day.

Sounds like obamas, warrens and the cults plans for our children's future!
 
what a fucking worhtless idiot you are.


The current republican party is such a fucking dead assed rat shit mess
 
Ivan, if you black-out every night, how do you stay fit enough to consistently go out and kill more Chechens every morning? Seems to me like they are too easy of a kill for you, and that you should move onto something more challenging like Georgians or Kazakstanis...

IVAN HARDENED BY YEARS IN GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR. HE KILL MANY PUSSY GERMANS, BUT EVEN GERMANS BETTER MEN THAN CHECHENS. IVAN DOES NOT EVEN NEED ADVANTAGE OF 5 PRAYER TIMES TO ELIMINATE PESKY RODENT CHECHENS, BUT IVAN IS LAZY AND RATION LINES LONG, SO IVAN MUST COPE.
 
Plot

Ivan Denisovich Shukhov has been sentenced to a camp in the Soviet gulag system, accused of becoming a spy after being captured by the Germans as a prisoner of war during World War II. He is innocent but is nonetheless punished by the government for being a spy. The final paragraph suggests that Shukhov serves ten years.

The day begins with Shukhov waking up sick. For waking late, he is sent to the guardhouse and forced to clean it—a minor punishment compared to others mentioned in the book. When Shukhov is finally able to leave the guardhouse, he goes to the dispensary to report his illness. Since it is late in the morning by now, the orderly is unable to exempt any more workers, and Shukhov must work regardless.

The rest of the day mainly speaks of Shukhov's squad (the 104th, which has 28 members), their allegiance to the squad leader, and the work that the prisoners (zeks) do—for example, at a brutal construction site where the cold freezes the mortar used for bricklaying if not applied quickly enough. Solzhenitsyn also details the methods used by the prisoners for survival; the whole camp lives by the rule of survival of the fittest. Tiurin, the foreman of gang 104 is strict but kind, and the squad grows to like him more as the book goes on. Though a "morose" man, Tiurin is liked because he understands the prisoners, he talks to them, and he helps them. Shukhov is one of the hardest workers in the squad and is generally well respected. Rations at the camp are scant, but for Shukhov, they are one of the few things to live for. He conserves the food that he receives and is always watchful for any item that he can hide and trade for food at a later date.

At the end of the day, Shukhov is able to provide a few special services for Tsezar (Caesar), an intellectual who is able to get out of manual labor and do office work instead. Tsezar is most notable, however, for receiving packages of food from his family. Shukhov is able to get a small share of Tsezar's packages by standing in lines for him. Shukhov's day ends up being productive, even "almost happy": "Shukhov went to sleep fully content. He'd had many strokes of luck that day." (p.139).

Those in the camps found everyday life extremely difficult. For example, one rule states that if the thermometer reaches −41 °C (−42 °F), then the prisoners are exempt from outdoor labor that day—anything above that was considered bearable. The reader is reminded in passing through Shukhov's matter-of-fact thoughts of the harshness of the conditions, worsened by the inadequate bedding and clothing. The boots assigned to the zeks rarely fit, in addition cloth had to be used or taken out, for example, and the thin mittens issued were easily ripped.

The prisoners were assigned numbers for easy identification and in an effort to dehumanize them; Ivan Denisovich's prisoner number was Щ-854. Each day, the squad leader would receive their assignment of the day, and the squad would then be fed according to how they performed. Prisoners in each squad were thus forced to work together and to pressure each other to get their work done. If any prisoner was slacking, the whole squad would be punished. Despite this, Solzhenitsyn shows that a surprising loyalty could exist among the work gang members, with Shukhov teaming up with other prisoners to steal felt and extra bowls of soup; even the squad leader defies the authorities by tar papering over the windows at their work site. Indeed, only through such solidarity can the prisoners do anything more than survive from day to day.
Read it in 9th grade. Believe it or not I read "The Gulag Archipeligo" when I was 12.
 
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