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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' - Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' - Anonymous
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Henny Youngman
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Anonymous
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. - James Holt McGavra
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' - Sam Kinison
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Anonymous
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' - Anonymous
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Henny Youngman
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Anonymous
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. - James Holt McGavra
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' - Sam Kinison
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Anonymous
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
