Demands of the Liberal Socialist party

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1. Six weeks of paid vacation
2. Mandatory union membership
3. Half of corporate boards to be worker appointed
4. Return of the 70% tax bracket
6. 15 dollar minimum wage
7. Total elimination of overtime, true 40 hour work week

This my ultimatum. Surrender or die.

 

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This party is unaffiliated with my ambitions in the Ku Klux Klan.

 

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1. Six weeks of paid vacation
2. Mandatory union membership
3. Half of corporate boards to be worker appointed
4. Return of the 70% tax bracket
6. 15 dollar minimum wage
7. Total elimination of overtime, true 40 hour work week

This my ultimatum. Surrender or die.

Getting rid of overtime would seriously hurt the wages of the union at my shop.

 

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Getting rid of overtime would seriously hurt the wages of the union at my shop.

Kidnap the owners and force them to pay them the same rate anyway.

 

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Kidnap the owners and force them to pay them the same rate anyway.

That wouldn't work so well. First, my boss is awesome. Second, he's better armed than me. Third is I'm not union and would protect him as per point 1.

 

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That wouldn't work so well. First, my boss is awesome. Second, he's better armed than me. Third is I'm not union and would protect him as per point 1.

The red army will take care of you.

 

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The red army will take care of you.

I'm better armed than most of them too.

 

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I'm better armed than most of them too.

Sounds like a challenge.

*fight music starts playing*

 

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Nothing cannot be solved by violence.

 

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By that, I am referring to the philosophical problem of nothing, which of course it would be silly to think could be solved via violence. It has nothing to do with my previous statements.

 

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Also, ban on inheritance, and the seizure of all property from rich emigrants. And seizure of all church property. Redistribute it to abortion clinics.