Democrat sex kitten wants an invite

[Big Money]

Sydney Leathers popped up on Twitter to try to score a ticket to Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio’s Jan. 1 inauguration — arguing that she rescued the city from a Mayor Weiner.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/weiner-2013-good-year-article-1.1559037#ixzz2opfaw2Ww

 

[StormX]

Rumored that she has already scored a ticket invite, Bill Clinton is also attending the inauguration, hint, hint.....

 

[Big Money]

Four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ.

They make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some courage."

"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a brain."

"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"

Up stepped George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."

"I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"Where's Dorothy?"