Democrats pass idiotic assault weapon ban bill

[LurchAddams]

Oh, no. The shock treatment was a flop. You're still sounding like a twumptard with a weapons-grade case of Tourette's, Sally.

C'mere boy..I wanna tell you something. Or are you scared to get within my reach?

I'll feed you to a sow that loves me, you piece of shit.

Well, first you're going to have to find a way to peel your whale-like flabfest of a body off your mom's couch. Then, if you can find a way to be ambulatory without the aid of a geriatric mobility scooter, toothless.