Did you hear about the Sumerian?

[FUCK THE POLICE]

He was extremely stupid. Haha!

 

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Better than a Tomblr post.

 

[cancel2 2022]

Better than a Tomblr post.

This American came up to me this morning after overhearing me and a friend in a shop, commenting on how fat and inbred most Yanks are. So he comes over all "hey limey, you guys all have bad teeth, I can lose weight but you're stuck with your teeth. What you got to say to that limey?" My reply?

"I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but I'm afraid you're unarmed"

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[Mott the Hoople]

This American came up to me this morning after overhearing me and a friend in a shop, commenting on how fat and inbred most Yanks are. So he comes over all "hey limey, you guys all have bad teeth, I can lose weight but you're stuck with your teeth. What you got to say to that limey?" My reply?

"I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but I'm afraid you're unarmed"

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That's only the South Tom.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

This American came up to me this morning after overhearing me and a friend in a shop, commenting on how fat and inbred most Yanks are. So he comes over all "hey limey, you guys all have bad teeth, I can lose weight but you're stuck with your teeth. What you got to say to that limey?" My reply?

"I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but I'm afraid you're unarmed"

​

3.5/10

 

[PostmodernProphet]

This American came up to me this morning after overhearing me and a friend in a shop, commenting on how fat and inbred most Yanks are. So he comes over all "hey limey, you guys all have bad teeth, I can lose weight but you're stuck with your teeth. What you got to say to that limey?" My reply?

"I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but I'm afraid you're unarmed"

​

that's what you get for using antiquated weapons.......

 

[Rune]

This American came up to me this morning after overhearing me and a friend in a shop, commenting on how fat and inbred most Yanks are. So he comes over all "hey limey, you guys all have bad teeth, I can lose weight but you're stuck with your teeth. What you got to say to that limey?" My reply?

"I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but I'm afraid you're unarmed"

​

That joke is so old it makes Gordon Liddy seem young,
and it wasn't funny when he said it either.

 

[Konono]

That joke is so old it makes Gordon Liddy seem young,
and it wasn't funny when he said it either.

I think funny.

 

[Rune]

I think funny.

I know but you are young and from a different culture where such thinking is probably normal.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I think I should just start grading Tom's jokes on a curve.

 

[Leonthecat]

This American came up to me this morning after overhearing me and a friend in a shop, commenting on how fat and inbred most Yanks are. So he comes over all "hey limey, you guys all have bad teeth, I can lose weight but you're stuck with your teeth. What you got to say to that limey?" My reply?

"I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but I'm afraid you're unarmed"

​

Shakespeare said that. You plagiarize the best.

 

[cancel2 2022]

I think I should just start grading Tom's jokes on a curve.

I think you ought to get a job, maybe you could open a joke factory?

 

[cancel2 2022]

I know but you are young and from a different culture where such thinking is probably normal.

Well done, condescending and racist at the same time.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I think you ought to get a job, maybe you could open a joke factory?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

that's what you get for using antiquated weapons.......

Burn! LOL

 

[evince]

note the brit who hates this country sides with the right all the time.

they both want this country to fail

 

[cancel2 2022]

note the brit who hates this country sides with the right all the time.

they both want this country to fail

Why don't you go back to school and learn something, apart from feeding your dogs and spitting at drug dealers, all you seem to do is expose the rest of world to your illogical and incoherent ramblings.

 

[evince]

note the brit who hates this country sides with the right all the time.

they both want this country to fail

Ill take your groan at this one as an affirmation of its validity

 

[evince]

Why don't you go back to school and learn something, apart from your dogs, all you seem to do is expose the rest of world to your illogical and incoherent ramblings.

dear fucking fact adverse lying hack


bite a dead mules cock

 

[evince]

when you refuse facts you deserve the worlds SCORN.