Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
I imagine it will come off as a bit creepy...
I'm going to prescribe you both vaginas.
To be used no less often than once every three months.
This should alleviate the incredible amount of unused-jizz buildup that seems to have now reached your brains.
I was kind of freaked out by the last option though. Three wants to see this (points to self) naked.
2 virgins ftw!
Yeah, I'm sure it would be kind of weird for a girl to be double-teamed by two virgins. It wouldn't take much time, at least.
LOL only anti-Watermark options have been picked. That means I have a mandate to pursue Wendy.
And Water, you could avoid this kind of humiliation if you avoided doing things like inserting "a rough diagram of my heart" in your sig line and generally establishing yourself as an emo. No one here likes them, not even the women...