Differences between men and women
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Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
Tom, isn't this like the third time you've posted this image? What gives???
cancel2 2022
Canceled
I think this is the second time, but when you see the interminable amount of ordure that is posted here, on a daily basis, I felt it was worthy of a repeat. Of course, the other, more prosaic explanation is I forgot. Take your choice.
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apple0154
MEOW
This is the first time I've seen it.
cancel2 2022
Canceled
Justification enough, as far as I'm concerned. If anybody knows how to twiddle those dials and controls it's you.
apple0154
MEOW
Justification enough, as far as I'm concerned. If anybody knows how to twiddle those dials and controls it's you.
As for twiddling the controls I suppose one could say I have a natural affinity for round things.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
When I was first introduced to my wife she described herself as being "Just a simple woman."
I rolled my eyes and said "There is no such thing!"
I rolled my eyes and said "There is no such thing!"
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
I came across this in my "Dangerous Properties of Hazardous Materials" reference book in the MSDS section.
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
CHEMICAL NAME: WOMAN
SYNONYMS: LADY, BIATCH, GAL, CHICK, GIRL
CHEMICAL COMPOSITION:
Sucrose: 1%
Aromatics: 1%
Ureic and Acetic Acid Solution (Piss & Vinegar): 98%
CHEMICAL SYMBOL: Wo
CAS# 36-24-36
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, may vary from 40 - 200kg
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical properties:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points
Chemical properties
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common uses:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent
Tests:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
Potential hazards:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained
at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS CHEMICAL CAN CAUSE SEVERE PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
CHEMICAL NAME: WOMAN
SYNONYMS: LADY, BIATCH, GAL, CHICK, GIRL
CHEMICAL COMPOSITION:
Sucrose: 1%
Aromatics: 1%
Ureic and Acetic Acid Solution (Piss & Vinegar): 98%
CHEMICAL SYMBOL: Wo
CAS# 36-24-36
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg, may vary from 40 - 200kg
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas
Physical properties:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points
Chemical properties
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common uses:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent
Tests:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
Potential hazards:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained
at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS CHEMICAL CAN CAUSE SEVERE PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE
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