Disgusting Joke

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Actually it's not that disgusting but some people are easily offended.

A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"
The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"
"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.
The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"
"Yeah" said the son.

"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.

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His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!

 

[DamnYankee]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

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Santa stops after three ho's.


Ho, ho, ho.