Dixie's ode to Bush

uscitizen

uscitizen

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Author: Dixie
Subject: I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!
Party: Conservative
posted on 7-22-2005 Fullpolitics.com

I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!!!!

And I don't give a shit what YOU think about it!

I love the way he talks, I love his honesty and integrity... I love the plain-spoken demeanor, and the confident swaggar. I love like hell, the way he always makes the democrats eat dirt, and look like the jackasses they are!

I love to see him working on his ranch like Reagan did,

I love to see him do an interview in blue jeans, I even love when he managels his salybals.

I love his chuckle, and his wit.

I love his jokes, I love to just listen to him talk about his ideas.

I love his wife, I love his accent, I love her accent... I love the way they look at each other like two people genuinely in love! I love the comfort of knowing Dubya ain't cheating on her and getting blowjobs on the side, and I love the lack of rumors that she is a lesbian. I love not having 'bimbo alerts' and an endless stream of women accusing him of sexual misconduct. I love not having to hear about cigars, cloakroom sex, and splooge on blue dresses.

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Did I mention I love the way he continually makes fools of the Democrats who underestimate him? I really LOVE that!

I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!

THERE!

http://www.justplainpolitics.com/war-bush-p24933.html?&highlight=blue+jeans#post24933
 
OHH NO! I have been reported!

I just thought Dixie needed reminded of what he wrote. And for all the new members edification.
 
Adam Sandler's "Ode to My Car" is far better.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08cp9AL_7F0"]YouTube - Ode To My Car Adam Sandler[/ame]
 
uscitizen said:
OHH NO! I have been reported!

I just thought Dixie needed reminded of what he wrote. And for all the new members edification.
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Reported? For this??

Man, what happened to this board? Its been over run by sniveling whiners.


Hey Dixie, I hope you've learned to keep your man crushes to yoiurself. Next time you get a hard on for John Boner or Newt Gingrich, keep that shit to yourself, man!
 
Speaking of great satire, here is the greatest country song ever.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F85UTbBrD8M"]YouTube - Rascal Flatts- Backwards With lyrics[/ame]
 
I LOVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!!!!

And I don't give a shit what YOU think about it!

I love the way he talks, I love his honesty and integrity...

I love the plain-spoken demeanor, and the confident swaggar.

I love to see him do an interview in blue jeans, I even love when he managels his salybals.

I love his chuckle, and his wit.

I love his jokes,

I love to just listen to him talk about his ideas.

I love his accent....
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Did a teenage girl write this?
 
I am Dixie
Dixie I am
I like Bush
The Republican

That Dixie I am
That Dixie I am
I do not like Bush
That Republican

Don't you like Bush
and Republicans?

I do not like them
Dixie I am
I do not like Bush
and Republicans

Don't you like Bush
Here or there?

I don't like Bush
Here or there
I would not like him anywhere
I do not like Repulicans
I do not like them Dixie I am
 
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