Driver describes moment she nearly ran over George Michael after he fell out of car
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DamnYankee
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Opportunity lost.
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They probably wouldn't have run this story if the girl wasn't hot.
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Do you troll the tabloids 24/7, Tom?
DamnYankee
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George isn't interested in that.
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It was a big story over here, not my fault if the MSM in the US was too busy talking about the size of Kim Kardashian's arse to notice.
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No, the tabloids in America are discussing the size of Kim Kardishian's ass. I couldn't care less myself, because I don't troll my countries tabloids like you do.
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Oh ok, so the fact that George Michael fell out of a car at 70 miles an hour and nearly died is of no interest to anybody, according to you.
charver
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Well, i'm sure Andrew Ridgeleys raised a concerned eyebrow.
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Yet Skidmark thinks that we are all enthralled about his adventures at uni.
charver
You lookin' at my pint?
I frequently look forward to reading WM's tales of unorthodox student life.
Although, if i had one criticism, it probably needs more sex.
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Don't you mean any sex?
charver
You lookin' at my pint?
You're obviously not subscribed to the 'WM - Live and Uncut' newsletter.
Makes John Belushis and Russel Brands look like shrinking violets, i can tell you. The man is a speedball-fuelled sexual giraffe. A SFSG, sir.
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Are you back on lisdexamfetamine dimesylate? Here is something from the Guardian on the subject.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/shortcuts/2013/may/21/george-michael-problem-with-cars-m1
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Do giraffes have brass necks, because he has plenty of that. I guess you have to be one of his inner circle to receive the juicy titbits of his rock and roll adventures.
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That's way to expensive. Now I'm on Adderall. The psychotic rambling of amphetamine salts is much less entertaining or so I hear.
And anyway, I'm in withdrawal from it at the moment, and drinking a lot of caffeine. If I were on amphetamine, my posts would be way longer, make less sense, and be absurdly nice and obsequious.
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Did George Michael hurl HIMSELF from his Range Rover at 70mph on the M1
- No explanation as to how the troubled singer managed to fall out of his chauffeur-driven Range Rover
- Land Rover says it is unlikely the accident could have taken place the way it was reported
- Current models are fitted with sensors to detect if a passenger is not wearing seat belt