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A rum-drinking primate grabbed a butcher's knife and hopped onto the roof of a bar in Patos, Brazil, where it stabbed at the tiles and then waved the blade over the edge.
"It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife," Saul Laurentino of the local fire department told the aRede news website.
He said the monkey had apparently been tamed, perhaps after many visits to the pub. Or rather, the monkey WAS tame... until it was armed.
"After the knife, he wanted no humans around," he said.
UPI reports that firefighters managed to disarm the monkey and release him into the woods, but he quickly went to a home and began acting aggressively and had to be captured again.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/drunk-monkey-with-knife_us_56c693e6e4b0ec6725e22ddf