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AProudLefty
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Elon Musk claimed that his team found 150-year-old people collecting Social Security! He implied there were dead people being sent benefits, with checks cashed by someone else.
But no—the people getting paid are very much alive. They are collecting their own benefits. They’re not committing fraud. They’re just not 150 years old, of course.
Still trust Elon and DOGE to run things?
But no—the people getting paid are very much alive. They are collecting their own benefits. They’re not committing fraud. They’re just not 150 years old, of course.
Nope. There are no 150-year-olds on Social Security. It's COBOL!--UPDATED Feb 15
Elon Musk claimed that his team found 150-year-old people collecting Social Security! He implied there were dead people being sent benefits, with checks cashed by someone else. But no—the people getting paid are very much alive. They are collecting...
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Still trust Elon and DOGE to run things?
T. A. Gardner
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If social security runs on COBOL, there are lots of people there that need firing. COBOL is horribly outdated and really a pathetic computer language by today's standards. Hell, social security would almost be better running of an Excel spreadsheet than COBOL.
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
Care to address the topic? Elon has no clue.
T. A. Gardner
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I did. COBOL also doesn't default to 1875. "Toshi" obviously has never programmed in COBOL.
COBOL - Date Function - COBOL Tutorial
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COBOL ACCEPT System Date Example
COBOL is an acronym for COmmon Business Oriented Language which is primarily developed for business, finance and administrative system needs. COBOL is high-leve
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Processing Date entries - COBOL General discussion
Hi everyone, I am looking for a COBOL command to separate a given date (stored in a 8 digit variable under the form YYYY-MM-DD) into three separate variables one for the year, the month and the day. Can anybody help me with this? Thanks I.V.
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AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
So where did Elon pull out the claim that "150 years old" collecting SS from?I did. COBOL also doesn't default to 1875. "Toshi" obviously has never programmed in COBOL.
COBOL - Date Function - COBOL Tutorial
COBOL ACCEPT System Date Example
COBOL is an acronym for COmmon Business Oriented Language which is primarily developed for business, finance and administrative system needs. COBOL is high-leve
Processing Date entries - COBOL General discussion
Hi everyone, I am looking for a COBOL command to separate a given date (stored in a 8 digit variable under the form YYYY-MM-DD) into three separate variables one for the year, the month and the day. Can anybody help me with this? Thanks I.V.www.tek-tips.com
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
Silence.
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
We have the Constitution and checks and balances.
T. A. Gardner
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Don't know.
Dutch Uncle
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My favorite Elon quote: "some of the things that I say will be incorrect”.Elon Musk claimed that his team found 150-year-old people collecting Social Security! He implied there were dead people being sent benefits, with checks cashed by someone else.
But no—the people getting paid are very much alive. They are collecting their own benefits. They’re not committing fraud. They’re just not 150 years old, of course.
Nope. There are no 150-year-olds on Social Security. It's COBOL!--UPDATED Feb 15
Elon Musk claimed that his team found 150-year-old people collecting Social Security! He implied there were dead people being sent benefits, with checks cashed by someone else. But no—the people getting paid are very much alive. They are collecting...www.dailykos.com
Still trust Elon and DOGE to run things?
No shit. LOL
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
Thanks for being honest.
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
No shit indeed.
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
@Legion stop trying.
Dutch Uncle
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AProudLefty
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@Legion has multiple socks.
Dutch Uncle
* Tertia Optio * Defend the Constitution
That's what Legion always says.