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Minister of Truth

Minister of Truth

Practically Perfect
Last night Brett managed to throw his 500th TD pass (that awesome airmail delivery to Moss) and earn his 70,000th gained yard, but he failed to win his 500th game on account of another record he has going - 167 personal fumbles!! Nice going butterfingers!!! That said, the man is leaving Marino, Elway, et. al. in his dust. He'll be the only QB in the 70k and 500 clubs. Only Manning is still active and therefore capable of gaining any ground on ole butterfingers once he finally retires/dies.
 
He doesn't handle the telephone very well, either: "Hey baby, if you wanna come up to my hotel suite later tonight, we can fuck for a fews hours, or whatever. I hope I'm not sexually harrassing you!!"
 
He also has the record for pro QB's caught on a football to the groin video that's gone viral...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TQgcxWhkEI"]YouTube - Favre Struck By Football in a Groin Shot- Says He will still play on Sunday[/ame]
 
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