Five die in two accidents on M6

[NewsBoy]

Five people are killed in two separate crashes on the M6 in Staffordshire.

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[Damocles]

This BBC run is getting to be too local. Does anybody else care if two people have a wreck somewhere on a highway in another nation?

 

[Gaffer]

I'm not interested in a wreck in another state.

 

[Damocles]

Which is why I ended this painful newsfeed... Whew... I thought the BBC would bring us another view, instead we got car accidents. Man, I'm on the fire department, when I want car accidents I just look around!