One of these is my wife!
Wait!
This reminds me of one day in the past.
One day I got to work early in the morning and quickly realized that my daughter had put super glue in my Preperation H.
Soon after that my boss, who never got to work that early, called me into a meeting to let me know that I was fired.
Dealing with all that took a little while to become mobil enough to get all my stuff and vacate my office. Needless to say I didn't really retrieve anything.
On my way home I saw a local Ice House and decided to go in and get a drink. Really upset, and wanting to get drunk, I walked up to the bar.
The bar tender asked me, "what will it be?"
I said,,,,,,,well,,,,, I don't know, surprise me!
He then started showing me a bunch of nude photo's of my wife.
I could go on, but I really shouldn't.
This is a joke.