For Iolo

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I know what a great sport he is, a laugh a minute in fact.


An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to Taffy.

'Good day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid English bastard.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Taff: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Taff: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Taff: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Taff: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'

Taff: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Taff: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a F****ng liar !!!

 

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may I ask, why does everyone always joke about fucking sheep in particular? Are they the most fuckable barnyard animal? What puts sheep ahead of other barnyard animals like pigs, chickens, maybe some small cattle, etc?

 

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may I ask, why does everyone always joke about fucking sheep in particular? Are they the most fuckable barnyard animal? What puts sheep ahead of other barnyard animals like pigs, chickens, maybe some small cattle, etc?

It's the soft wool and general complacency.

 

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interesting

 

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may I ask, why does everyone always joke about fucking sheep in particular? Are they the most fuckable barnyard animal? What puts sheep ahead of other barnyard animals like pigs, chickens, maybe some small cattle, etc?

A man goes into the psychiatrists office and tells the doctor that he needs help overcoming an obsession. "All I think about, day and night, is fucking a sheep. It's driving me nuts".


I see, said the doctor. "Would that sheep be a ram or a ewe?"


"Why a ewe of course", replied the patient indignantly. "What do you think I am, a pervert or something?"

 

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