WASHINGTON—According to a report released Monday by the National Institutes of Health, 93 percent of those who get behind the wheel while intoxicated arrive at their homes safe and sound, just like they told everybody they would....More at Link
For Robdawg: Report: 93% Of Drunk Drivers Get Home Just Fine
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LOL!
You thought it was real? What line did you get to b/f you realized it was an onion article?
LOL!
You thought it was real? What line did you get to b/f you realized it was an onion article?
Well, if you must know, I was like, wtf? when i got to the line about "but they only drink beer all night". I finally caught on when I got to the part about cousins who are cops.
Nice.FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
25% of all auto accidents are caused by drunk drivers. Therefore, you're less likely to crash when you're drunk.
Here you go!
WASHINGTON—According to a report released Monday by the National Institutes of Health, 93 percent of those who get behind the wheel while intoxicated arrive at their homes safe and sound, just like they told everybody they would. "Most of these people are barely even buzzed, and 87 percent of the time they're driving primarily on back roads for distances of like, eight miles, tops," said the study's lead author, Dr. Henry Tillman, adding that the vast majority of inebriated drivers stuck with only beer all night, so they were totally fine. "Roughly 64 percent of drunk drivers have cousins who are cops anyway, so it's really no big deal." The study concluded that a mere one in 15 drunk drivers end up dying in a cascading torrent of fire, so, you know, odds.