FOX and friends miffed no bible in hotel room and is replaced w/ intimacy kits

[Connecticut Stud]

smart move, i personally used an intimacy kit in London, and who cares about this shit anyways??

 

[Chapdog]

what is an intimacy kit?

 

[tinfoil]

what is an intimacy kit?

Probably rubbers, some astroglide, a little rope, and some wetnaps for clean up.

 

[uscitizen]

Maybe a scuba suit and dildo ?
complete with flippers and mask....

 

[Damocles]

Maybe a scuba suit and dildo ?
complete with flippers and mask....

Probably too expensive for the average hourly-rented hotel. Scuba gear doesn't come cheap and if somebody dies in it they have to cut it off of their meat-casing that is left behind.

 

[Chapdog]

i travel on business all time and i never saw any kits and im staying in decent places.

 

[Robdawg]

i travel on business all time and i never saw any kits and im staying in decent places.

not as decent as where i stayed... the swisshotel.

 

[Robdawg]

chap we obviously wouldn't ever expect you not to stay at a 4 star hotel.. LOL

 

[Damocles]

chap we obviously wouldn't ever expect you not to stay at a 4 star hotel.. LOL

4 star hotels have intimacy kits? Sounds so very Whiskey Tango.

 

[Chapdog]

LOL depends on city. most of the hotels i go to for business are higher end.. but not highest. basically business class. conference rooms, wireless, bar and restaurants, etc..

 

[Robdawg]

furthermore why should a hotel have to provide you with a bible, if you want to read a bible bring your own... its not like they have magazines for me to read or anything.

 

[Robdawg]

you have to pay to use the intimacy kit , you should have to pay to borrow the bible...

 

[Chapdog]

think the gideons put them in the hotels for free. hotel didnt pay

 

[Cancel7]

Probably too expensive for the average hourly-rented hotel. Scuba gear doesn't come cheap and if somebody dies in it they have to cut it off of their meat-casing that is left behind.

I hope you are being dryly funny here!

 

[Cancel7]

you have to pay to use the intimacy kit , you should have to pay to borrow the bible...

What in hell is it?

 

[Damocles]

Lube and condoms. I can't believe it is called an "intimacy" kit to begin with.

 

[Chapdog]

lol intimacy kit.. why not just call it affair kit

 

[uscitizen]

What in hell is it?

It is a book of religious myths written by Joos....

 

[Cancel7]

Lube and condoms. I can't believe it is called an "intimacy" kit to begin with.

Ewww...how not intimate!

 

[Cypress]

Maybe a scuba suit and dildo ?
complete with flippers and mask....

Maybe at hotels that sponsor fundamentalist christian church retreats.