French Army Knife

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[DamnYankee]

How many reverse gears?

 

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How many reverse gears?

That's the Italians!

 

[DamnYankee]

No, it's the French:

Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokefrenchjokes.htm

 

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No, it's the French:



http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokefrenchjokes.htm

If we are going to get historical. It applies more to the Italians as the French never really engaged in any tank battles, whereas the Italians had lost many tanks in Libya and Egypt in 1941.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Beda_Fomm

 

[DamnYankee]

Of course they never engaged in battles. They're French!

 

[The Dude]

Yeah cause the Brits didn't run out of Dunkirk like Whiney little bitches until we took over.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

swear to god i expected a pop up white surrender flag

 

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swear to god i expected a pop up white surrender flag

Me too. A joke that is LITERALLY older than the internet.

 

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Yeah cause the Brits didn't run out of Dunkirk like Whiney little bitches until we took over.

Ah I nearly forgot that you have Froggy blood maybe some of your relatives were collaborators?