Frickin Doug Collins....

[Nomad]

I would rather spend an hour listening to a dozen gas powered leaf blowers running full blast in a 360° circle around my house at 6 o'clock on a Sunday morning than spend a minute listening to his ignorant, cement-headed hillbilly drawl.

And I hate the sound of gas-powered leaf blowers worse than anything else I can think of.

God DAMN that sumbitch is a nauseating POS!!!!

 

[FastLane]

He is annoying you with the truth.

 

[Jack]

I would rather spend an hour listening to a dozen gas powered leaf blowers running full blast in a 360° circle around my house at 6 o'clock on a Sunday morning than spend a minute listening to his ignorant, cement-headed hillbilly drawl.

And I hate the sound of gas-powered leaf blowers worse than anything else I can think of.

God DAMN that sumbitch is a nauseating POS!!!!

I automatically begin laughing when I hear him speak.
(I thought about sending him some money so he could take an English class)

 

[Nomad]

I automatically begin laughing when I hear him speak.
(I thought about sending him some money so he could take an English class)

I hit the mute button as soon as I see his face appear.

Insta-mute.

 

[Nomad]

He is annoying you with the truth.

That fucker wouldn't recognize the truth if someone stamped it on the end of a 2x4 and beat him over the head with it.

Much less ever actually utter it himself.

He is the definition of a sleazy slimeball.

 

[Nordberg]

He screams all the time. He uses that since he has no content.

 

[Jack]

I hit the mute button as soon as I see his face appear.

Insta-mute.

He's hilarious. He should be a cartoon character. Somebody right out of DollyWorld.

 

[Nomad]

He's hilarious. He should be a cartoon character. Somebody right out of DollyWorld.

I kept on wishing every time he'd speak during the hearings, that I (or somebody) could dub some hillbilly banjo music behind his voice.

Maybe stick this guy down in the corner of the screen...

Fucking hick.

 

[Althea]

I would rather spend an hour listening to a dozen gas powered leaf blowers running full blast in a 360° circle around my house at 6 o'clock on a Sunday morning than spend a minute listening to his ignorant, cement-headed hillbilly drawl.

And I hate the sound of gas-powered leaf blowers worse than anything else I can think of.

God DAMN that sumbitch is a nauseating POS!!!!

I know. But then again, they're all triggered right now.

 

[Jack]

hahahaha ... that is EXACTLY how he presents himself.

I kept on wishing every time he'd speak during the hearings, that I (or somebody) could dub some hillbilly banjo music behind his voice.

Maybe stick this guy down in the corner of the screen...

Fucking hick.

 

[anonymoose]

And I hate the sound of gas-powered leaf blowers worse than anything else I can think of.

They are incredibly annoying... and useless.

 

[Nomad]

BTW, I tweeted basically the same message to him as in the OP.

Shortened a bit to fit in Twitter's format.

 

[Sirthinksalot]

I would rather spend an hour listening to a dozen gas powered leaf blowers running full blast in a 360° circle around my house at 6 o'clock on a Sunday morning than spend a minute listening to his ignorant, cement-headed hillbilly drawl.

And I hate the sound of gas-powered leaf blowers worse than anything else I can think of.

God DAMN that sumbitch is a nauseating POS!!!!

BTW, I tweeted basically the same message to him as in the OP.

Shortened a bit to fit in Twitter's format.

Oooohhh, maybe he'll read it on a future installment of Jimmy Kimmel's "Mean Tweets".

 

[Nomad]

Oooohhh, maybe he'll read it on a future installment of Jimmy Kimmel's "Mean Tweets".

A spineless right-wing chickenshit pussy like him would never agree to appear on a left-leaning, Trump-hating late night talk show like Kimmel.

 

[SmarterthanYou]

I would rather spend an hour listening to a dozen gas powered leaf blowers running full blast in a 360° circle around my house at 6 o'clock on a Sunday morning than spend a minute listening to his ignorant, cement-headed hillbilly drawl.

And I hate the sound of gas-powered leaf blowers worse than anything else I can think of.

God DAMN that sumbitch is a nauseating POS!!!!

I feel the same way about Pelosi, AOC, and jackson lee..............................do we have something in common, then?

 

[Ross Dolan]

I would rather spend an hour listening to a dozen gas powered leaf blowers running full blast in a 360° circle around my house at 6 o'clock on a Sunday morning than spend a minute listening to his ignorant, cement-headed hillbilly drawl.

And I hate the sound of gas-powered leaf blowers worse than anything else I can think of.

God DAMN that sumbitch is a nauseating POS!!!!

Afuckin'men!

 

[Ross Dolan]

BTW, I tweeted basically the same message to him as in the OP.

Shortened a bit to fit in Twitter's format.

Great!

 

[TOP]

Priceless

 

[domer76]

I would rather spend an hour listening to a dozen gas powered leaf blowers running full blast in a 360° circle around my house at 6 o'clock on a Sunday morning than spend a minute listening to his ignorant, cement-headed hillbilly drawl.

And I hate the sound of gas-powered leaf blowers worse than anything else I can think of.

God DAMN that sumbitch is a nauseating POS!!!!

Jesus Christ! Did you listen to that idiot on the House floor last night? What a fucking moron. He missed his calling. An auctioneer.

 

[domer76]

He is annoying you with the truth.

He's a fucking liar, just like Trump and the rest rest of his party.