Future Headlines Thread...

[Damocles]

I'll get it started...

Today Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barack Hussein Obama ordered an aerial bombing of a funeral of Al Qaeda Leaders in Pakistan...

Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barack Obama orders 40,000 more troops into Afghanistan...

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barack Obama strolls through Arlington.
Thousands rise from the dead.

 

[/MSG/]

Nobel peace Prize winner declares war on 'Man in the Moon!'

 

[/MSG/]

Mars runs 'red' with blood as Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Obama bombs planet looking for dust.

 

[christiefan915]

Bush and Cheney prosecuted for war crimes. Death penalty requested.

 

[Damocles]

Bush and Cheney prosecuted for war crimes. Death penalty requested.

You suck at funny.

 

[tinfoil]

Nobel Prize winning sitting president of the United States Barack Obama today...

 

[tinfoil]

Kabul: Today, Nobel Peace Prize winning President of the United States, Barack Obama launched a new military initiative in Afghanistan...

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barack Obama goes to the restroom.
Thousands applaude.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

this just in:

watermark cites obama's nobel win in every debate. and if you challenge obama or watermark, he will simply cite obama's nobel win and dismiss any other authority or you as LOSERS because you don't have the prize....

see....krugman debates

 

[Minister of Truth]

In Watermark's defense, there is a huge difference between the credibility of a winner of the Nobel Prize in an academic field, such as economics (which Friedman also won...), and a meaningless category such as "Peace" which has been won by people such as Arafat and Teddy Roosevelt.

 

[Cancel5]

In Watermark's defense, there is a huge difference between the credibility of a winner of the Nobel Prize in an academic field, such as economics (which Friedman also won...), and a meaningless category such as "Peace" which has been won by people such as Arafat and Teddy Roosevelt.

Amen, but it is just an award! Like the one I got here at JPP but not as much money!

 

[Annie]

You suck at funny.

Actually I think it prophetic, in real time.

 

[Cancel5]

Actually I think it prophetic, in real time.

Where do we sign?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

It would be poetic justice, being that Bush is the one who refused to ratify International Court, which would have spared his life.

 

[Canceled2]

Nobel Peace Prize winner president Barrack Obama made a surprise appearance today as he got off the plane in Cairo Egypt with rendition prisoners that are to be interrogated; saying "today my fellow citizens of the planet earth, we come in peace"

 

[TuTu Monroe]

Nobel Peace Prize winner president Barrack Obama made a surprise appearance today as he got off the plane in Cairo Egypt with rendition prisoners that are to be interrogated; saying "today my fellow citizens of the planet earth, we come in peace"

Yeah, that kinda surprised me that Obama was using rendition.

 

[Annie]

Yeah, that kinda surprised me that Obama was using rendition.

Rendition, keeping Gitmo going, No significant drawdown in Iraq, waiting to see his decision on Afghanistan...

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Kind of ironic that the only person in the world waging two or more wars at once was the only person they could think of to give the nobel peace prize too.

 

[TuTu Monroe]

Rendition, keeping Gitmo going, No significant drawdown in Iraq, waiting to see his decision on Afghanistan...

If he's smart at all, he will listen to our military. Diane Feinstein joined the Senate Republicans calling for more troops.