Dear Christina,
In reply to your AD....
Requirements:
Definitely over 6 feet (do not include height from hair)...........................................................................................................................................................1/2" lifts would put me at 6'-1/2"
Steamy and athletic build (6 pack highly preferred)..................................................................................................................Sweaty and as for the 6 pack the belly is definitely a 24 of Molson
Sharp and classic fashion sense (absolutely no bow tie aficionados–think Clooney).................................................................................................................Sharp as a tack Mamma used to say.
Dance floor swag (plus if you can teach me how to Dougie and/or Bernie).........................................................................................After the 6th drink I can swag and sway as good as anyone!
Scintillating smile for photographs (consult Crest Whitestrips for best results)...........................................................................................Sit on my lap, Sweety, and I'll even drool while smiling.
Fantastic sense of humor (if you’re still interested, I assume that you have one).........................................................................................................I have a good repertoire of off-color jokes.
And lastly you must have a strong dedication to hard partying (for an approximate 6 hour period)..............................................................................Babe, you'll be sore long before the sun rises.
If interested, flash a boob.
