Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order Against Trump

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an extraordinary rebuke of the President of the United States, the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. have obtained a restraining order against Donald J. Trump.

The order, which the Girls Scouts were granted on Monday night, prevents Trump from coming within three hundred feet of any gathering of the Scouts’ organization.

Carol Foyler, a Girl Scouts spokesperson, said that while the G.S.U.S.A. sought the restraining order “out of an abundance of caution,” the girls themselves were “in no way, shape or form” afraid of President Trump.

“They’re prepared to deal with bobcats and bears,” she said. “They can handle a malignant narcissist.”

Trump wasted little time responding to the Girl Scouts’ action, lashing out at the organization in a blistering early-morning tweet storm.

“Failing Girl Scouts bad (or sick) guy's,” Trump wrote. “Mints, cookies terrible. Sad!”
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Not the Girl Scouts!

Wonder how many law suits the Girl Scouts have initiated in their history, got to be the first time they litigated against a President
 
archives said:
Not the Girl Scouts! HURR DURR

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Wonder how many law suits the Girl Scouts have initiated in their history, got to be the first time they litigated against a President
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Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. In 2001, he created the Borowitz Report, a satirical news column that has millions of readers around the world, for which he won the first-ever National Press Club award for humor. The Borowitz Report was acquired by The New Yorker in 2012. He has published two recent best-selling books: “The 50 Funniest American Writers,” which became the first title in the history of the Library of America to make the Times best-seller list; and a memoir, “An Unexpected Twist,” a No. 1 best-seller, which Amazon named the Best Kindle Single of 2012. His Twitter feed, @BorowitzReport, has more than half a million followers and was voted the best Twitter feed of 2011 in a poll by Time. As a comedian, he has performed sold-out shows around the world and has made countless television and radio appearances, on National Public Radio, VH1, and Comedy Central, among other places. He has been called a “Swiftian satirist” (the Wall Street Journal), “America’s satire king” (the Daily Beast), “the funniest human on Twitter” (the Times), and “one of the funniest people in America” (CBS News’ “Sunday Morning”).


The New Yorker (satire)-Jul 25, 2017

dum azz rkives fell 4 a fake newz satire piece




:rofl2:

letz c wat dum azz rkives haz 2 say about this real tweet:


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librulz were like wtf i h8 girl scoutz now :rofl2:
 
It's imperative that the Girl Scouts of America must be protected from Trump's all too well known and uncontrollable propensity for pussy grabbing.

They would all be in imminent danger if Trump were allowed within arm's reach of them.
 
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