If you live in Southaven, Miss., and your plans for the day include stealing a bag of bras from a discount chain store, you may want to reconsider.
A transvestite male prostitute was just sentenced to life in prison after being caught stealing a sack full of bras.
And not only did he get caught stealing bras, Darnell Wilson had the nerve to lead the police on a high-speed chase in an effort to get away with his loot.
The chase that followed the theft exceeded speeds of 80 mph and ended only after officers used spike strips to blow Wilson's tires.
Unfortunately, the items he stole will likely be the last items of female underwear he sees for a long time, because a Mississippi law aimed at incarcerating repeat offenders will put this bra bandit in jail for life.
I mean, life in prison is a pretty tough sentence for pilfering a few C cups.
Give the man a break. He's a transvestite prostitute IN MISSISSIPPI in the midst of an economic downturn.
We all know that sometimes when folks can't get their underwear legally, they turn to crime. It just happens.
Wilson was charged with felony larceny for stealing a variety of clothing in the store, including bras, which prosecutors say were for his job back in Memphis. At least the brother was "working".
http://www.bvblackspin.com/2010/06/29/transvestite-gets-life-in-prison-for-stealing-bras/
