Give them some room, Democrats

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Modern Republicans are constantly flustered by Democrats attempts to go further and further to the right, pushing them further and further into the wall. Just accept that you're left of Stalin no matter what you do. All attempting to go to the right will accomplish is push them further in that direction. Give them some room! The poor bastards need to breathe, after all! There's miles of abandoned territory to the left, and you guys are forcing Republicans to tunnel through the walls that confine political sanity in order to find more room, and be rid of your nearly sexual desire to be exactly like them. At this point, I imagine they could easily get a restraining order.