God Damn Underwriter

[LadyT]

We're trying to refinance and this fucker is trying to say he needs proof that my boyfriend and I are married. Since when do you have to married to buy a property with someone?

 

[Epicurus]

They don't want to take a chance on this being a temporary relationship.

It's understandable, but shitty.

 

[LadyT]

How is that understandable? There are plenty of people that take go into real estate deals together that aren't married.

 

[uscitizen]

Yeah but those are republican males.

 

[Epicurus]

Yeah but those are republican males.

Troll

 

[LadyT]

Troll

yo' mamma

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

We're trying to refinance and this fucker is trying to say he needs proof that my boyfriend and I are married. Since when do you have to married to buy a property with someone?

Couldn't you just buy it yourself? Surely they sell houses to "singles"?

 

[LadyT]

Couldn't you just buy it yourself? Surely they sell houses to "singles"?

I don't have that kind of cash and when you're not married I think its best to split everything 50/50.

 

[evince]

They will probably get a better rate with two people anyway.

 

[CanadianKid]

Haha God is punishing Tianabuttugly for being a douchebag....

CK

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I don't have that kind of cash and when you're not married I think its best to split everything 50/50.

Well what's going to happen if you break up? Sell the house again?

 

[gonzojournals]

I see where they are coming from; could you two perhaps prove common law marriage?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I see where they are coming from; could you two perhaps prove common law marriage?

That only applies in about 10 or so states.

 

[gonzojournals]

That only applies in about 10 or so states.

Ah. Maybe she lives in one of those states?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Ah. Maybe she lives in one of those states?

I don't think New Jersey is one of those states, but I'm no legal expert.

* 2.1 Colorado
* 2.2 District of Columbia
* 2.3 Iowa
* 2.4 Kansas
* 2.5 Montana
* 2.6 New Hampshire
* 2.7 Oklahoma
* 2.8 Rhode Island
* 2.9 South Carolina
* 2.10 Texas
* 2.11 Utah


Yeah that's them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common-law_marriage_in_the_United_States

 

[Minister of Truth]

Wow, 10 whole Torie states!

 

[Damocles]

How is that understandable? There are plenty of people that take go into real estate deals together that aren't married.

My wife and I were not married when we bought our first house.

 

[uscitizen]

Umm in all 50 for the feds I think though.

as far as taxes go. We can't have people bypassing the marriage penalty.

 

[Beefy]

We're trying to refinance and this fucker is trying to say he needs proof that my boyfriend and I are married. Since when do you have to married to buy a property with someone?

Welcome to the madness. Private lenders are now being much more carefull. All it takes is for you to find lipstick on his truck nuts, and then the lender has a problem.

 

[uscitizen]

LOL, good one .

Not as good as my humor, but good for most people.