Google Maps: Japan to China

cawacko

Well-known member
Ok, I took this from someone on Facebook but it did make me laugh.


‎1) Go to Google Maps. 2) Go to "get directions" 3)
Type Japan as start location 4) Type China as end location 5) Scroll
down to direction #43... 6) Laugh out loud
 
Ok, I took this from someone on Facebook but it did make me laugh.


‎1) Go to Google Maps. 2) Go to "get directions" 3)
Type Japan as start location 4) Type China as end location 5) Scroll
down to direction #43... 6) Laugh out loud

That was funny.
I was expecting something along the lines of "invade".


You can't even get the Public Transportation to work but use the walking feature and really laugh your butt off.
At least #519 is more reasonable
 
That was funny.
I was expecting something along the lines of "invade".


You can't even get the Public Transportation to work but use the walking feature and really laugh your butt off.
At least #519 is more reasonable

Haha, invade would have been awesome!
 
When you "got directions" from the US to the UK they used to tell you to swim across the Atlantic ocean. I think they've removed that by now though.
 
Ok, I took this from someone on Facebook but it did make me laugh.


‎1) Go to Google Maps. 2) Go to "get directions" 3)
Type Japan as start location 4) Type China as end location 5) Scroll
down to direction #43... 6) Laugh out loud

What's wrong with jetskis? It seems eminently reasonable to me.

The USA to Japan is even better, you only need to kayak to Hawaii for 2756 miles and then just a short hop of 3879 miles to Japan.

icon_greenA.png
United States


transparent.png

1.Head northeast toward 3900 Rd
transparent.png

0.1 mi
2.Turn left at 3900 Rd
transparent.png

7.0 mi
3.Continue onto S 10th St
transparent.png

2.3 mi
4.Turn right at W Chestnut St
transparent.png

0.2 mi
5.Turn left at US-75 N/N Pennsylvania AveContinue to follow US-75 N
transparent.png
9.4 mi
6.Turn left to merge onto US-400 W/US-75 N toward Topeka/WichitaContinue to follow US-400 W
transparent.png
14.8 mi
7.At the roundabout, continue straight to stay on US-400 W
transparent.png
80.0 mi
8.Merge onto KS-96 W via the ramp to I-35/Hutchinson
transparent.png
10.5 mi
9.Take the exit onto I-135 N/KS-96 W toward Salina/HutchinsonContinue to follow I-135 N
transparent.png
85.5 mi
10.Take exit 95B to merge onto I-70 W toward HaysEntering Colorado
transparent.png
410 mi
11.Take exit 289 toward Colo Springs/Ft Collins
transparent.png
0.2 mi
12.Keep right at the fork to continue toward E-470 N and merge onto E-470 NPartial toll road
transparent.png
25.4 mi
13.Take exit 47 to merge onto I-25 N toward Ft CollinsPartial toll road
Entering Wyoming
transparent.png
80.5 mi
14.Take exit 8B to merge onto I-80 W toward LaramieEntering Utah
transparent.png
388 mi
15.Slight right at I-84 W (signs for Ogden)Passing through Idaho
Entering Oregon
transparent.png
592 mi
16.Take exit 179 to merge onto I-82 W toward Umatilla/KennewickEntering Washington
transparent.png
142 mi
17.Continue onto US-97 N
transparent.png
1.3 mi
18.Merge onto I-90 W
transparent.png
100.0 mi
19.Take exit 10 to merge onto I-405 N toward Bellevue
transparent.png
3.5 mi
20.Take exit 14 to merge onto WA-520 W toward Seattle
transparent.png
6.0 mi
21.Take the Montlake Blvd exit
transparent.png
0.5 mi
22.Merge onto Montlake Blvd E
transparent.png
0.3 mi
23.Slight left at NE Pacific St
transparent.png
0.8 mi
24.Continue onto NE Northlake Way
transparent.png
0.1 mi
25.Turn left at 6th Ave NE
transparent.png
82 ft
26.Turn right at NE Northlake Way
transparent.png
1.0 mi
27.Kayak across the Pacific OceanEntering Hawaii
transparent.png
2,756 mi
28.Continue straight
transparent.png
0.1 mi
29.Turn left at Kuilima Dr
transparent.png
0.5 mi
30.Take the 3rd right onto HI-83 W
transparent.png
12.4 mi
31.Continue straight onto HI-99 S/Kamehameha Hwy
transparent.png
6.5 mi
32.Slight left at HI-80 S/Kamehameha HwyContinue to follow Kamehameha Hwy
transparent.png
2.1 mi
33.Take the ramp onto I-H-2 S
transparent.png
8.1 mi
34.Merge onto I-H-1 E
transparent.png
4.7 mi
35.Take exit 13B toward Halawa Hts. Stadium
transparent.png
0.3 mi
36.Merge onto I-H-201 E
transparent.png
4.1 mi
37.Merge onto I-H-1 E
transparent.png
4.1 mi
38.Take exit 23 for Punahou St toward Waikiki/Manoa
transparent.png
0.2 mi
39.Turn right at Punahou St
transparent.png
0.1 mi
40.Take the 1st right onto S Beretania St
transparent.png
0.1 mi
41.Take the 1st left onto Kalakaua Ave
transparent.png
1.9 mi
42.Kayak across the Pacific OceanEntering Japan
transparent.png
3,879 mi
43.Turn left toward 県道275号線
transparent.png

0.4 mi
44.Turn left toward 県道275号線
transparent.png

361 ft
45.Turn left toward 県道275号線
transparent.png

0.2 mi
46.Turn right at 県道275号線
transparent.png

0.1 mi
47.Turn left at 国道125号線
transparent.png

499 ft
48.Turn right at 県道24号線
transparent.png

0.6 mi
49.Turn left at 千束町(交差点) onto 国道354号線
transparent.png

2.0 mi
50.Turn right at 中村陸橋下(交差点) to stay on 国道354号線
transparent.png

1.0 mi
51.Take the ramp to 常磐自動車道Toll road
transparent.png
0.3 mi
52.Keep left at the fork, follow signs for 東京 and merge onto 常磐自動車道Toll road
transparent.png
23.8 mi
53.Take exit 三郷JCT toward 三郷出口・外環・松戸・大泉Toll road
transparent.png
0.2 mi
54.Keep right at the fork, follow signs for 三郷西出口・外環・大泉Toll road
transparent.png
0.2 mi
55.Take exit 高速三郷IC on the right toward 外環・大泉Toll road
transparent.png
0.7 mi
56.Merge onto 東京外環自動車道Toll road
transparent.png
17.3 mi
57.Take exit 高速大泉IC toward 関越道・新潟Toll road
transparent.png
0.9 mi
58.Merge onto 関越自動車道Toll road
transparent.png
47.7 mi
59.Take exit 藤岡JCT toward 上信越道・藤岡・長野Toll road
transparent.png

0.7 mi
60.Merge onto 上信越自動車道Toll road
transparent.png

54.3 mi
61.Take exit 高速東部湯の丸IC toward 県道81号線Toll road
transparent.png
387 ft
62.Take exit 東部湯の丸SA on the right toward 東部湯の丸出口Toll road
transparent.png

0.6 mi
63.Merge onto 県道81号線
transparent.png

1.0 mi
64.Turn right at 常田(交差点) onto 国道18号線
transparent.png

2.4 mi
65.Turn left at 県道483号線
transparent.png

0.1 mi
66.Turn right to stay on 県道483号線
transparent.png

272 ft
67.Turn right to stay on 県道483号線
transparent.png

0.2 mi
68.Turn left at 大屋駅前(交差点) onto 国道152号線
transparent.png

2.5 mi
69.Turn right at 下丸子(交差点) to stay on 国道152号線
transparent.png

446 ft
70.Turn left to stay on 国道152号線
transparent.png

7.2 mi
71.Continue onto 中山道/国道142号線
transparent.png

0.7 mi
72.Slight left at 大和橋(交差点) onto 大門街道/国道152号線
transparent.png

1.7 mi
73.Slight left
transparent.png

0.1 mi
74.Turn left
transparent.png

0.5 mi

icon_greenB.png
Japan
 
Last edited:
What's wrong with jetskis? It seems eminently reasonable to me.

The USA to Japan is even better, you only need to kayak to Hawaii for 2756 miles and then just a short hop of 3879 miles to Japan.

icon_greenA.png
United States


transparent.png

1.Head northeast toward 3900 Rd
transparent.png

0.1 mi
2.Turn left at 3900 Rd
transparent.png

7.0 mi
3.Continue onto S 10th St
transparent.png

2.3 mi
4.Turn right at W Chestnut St
transparent.png

0.2 mi
5.Turn left at US-75 N/N Pennsylvania AveContinue to follow US-75 N
transparent.png
9.4 mi
6.Turn left to merge onto US-400 W/US-75 N toward Topeka/WichitaContinue to follow US-400 W
transparent.png
14.8 mi
7.At the roundabout, continue straight to stay on US-400 W
transparent.png
80.0 mi
8.Merge onto KS-96 W via the ramp to I-35/Hutchinson
transparent.png
10.5 mi
9.Take the exit onto I-135 N/KS-96 W toward Salina/HutchinsonContinue to follow I-135 N
transparent.png
85.5 mi
10.Take exit 95B to merge onto I-70 W toward HaysEntering Colorado
transparent.png
410 mi
11.Take exit 289 toward Colo Springs/Ft Collins
transparent.png
0.2 mi
12.Keep right at the fork to continue toward E-470 N and merge onto E-470 NPartial toll road
transparent.png
25.4 mi
13.Take exit 47 to merge onto I-25 N toward Ft CollinsPartial toll road
Entering Wyoming
transparent.png
80.5 mi
14.Take exit 8B to merge onto I-80 W toward LaramieEntering Utah
transparent.png
388 mi
15.Slight right at I-84 W (signs for Ogden)Passing through Idaho
Entering Oregon
transparent.png
592 mi
16.Take exit 179 to merge onto I-82 W toward Umatilla/KennewickEntering Washington
transparent.png
142 mi
17.Continue onto US-97 N
transparent.png
1.3 mi
18.Merge onto I-90 W
transparent.png
100.0 mi
19.Take exit 10 to merge onto I-405 N toward Bellevue
transparent.png
3.5 mi
20.Take exit 14 to merge onto WA-520 W toward Seattle
transparent.png
6.0 mi
21.Take the Montlake Blvd exit
transparent.png
0.5 mi
22.Merge onto Montlake Blvd E
transparent.png
0.3 mi
23.Slight left at NE Pacific St
transparent.png
0.8 mi
24.Continue onto NE Northlake Way
transparent.png
0.1 mi
25.Turn left at 6th Ave NE
transparent.png
82 ft
26.Turn right at NE Northlake Way
transparent.png
1.0 mi
27.Kayak across the Pacific OceanEntering Hawaii
transparent.png
2,756 mi
28.Continue straight
transparent.png
0.1 mi
29.Turn left at Kuilima Dr
transparent.png
0.5 mi
30.Take the 3rd right onto HI-83 W
transparent.png
12.4 mi
31.Continue straight onto HI-99 S/Kamehameha Hwy
transparent.png
6.5 mi
32.Slight left at HI-80 S/Kamehameha HwyContinue to follow Kamehameha Hwy
transparent.png
2.1 mi
33.Take the ramp onto I-H-2 S
transparent.png
8.1 mi
34.Merge onto I-H-1 E
transparent.png
4.7 mi
35.Take exit 13B toward Halawa Hts. Stadium
transparent.png
0.3 mi
36.Merge onto I-H-201 E
transparent.png
4.1 mi
37.Merge onto I-H-1 E
transparent.png
4.1 mi
38.Take exit 23 for Punahou St toward Waikiki/Manoa
transparent.png
0.2 mi
39.Turn right at Punahou St
transparent.png
0.1 mi
40.Take the 1st right onto S Beretania St
transparent.png
0.1 mi
41.Take the 1st left onto Kalakaua Ave
transparent.png
1.9 mi
42.Kayak across the Pacific OceanEntering Japan
transparent.png
3,879 mi
43.Turn left toward 県道275号線
transparent.png

0.4 mi
44.Turn left toward 県道275号線
transparent.png

361 ft
45.Turn left toward 県道275号線
transparent.png

0.2 mi
46.Turn right at 県道275号線
transparent.png

0.1 mi
47.Turn left at 国道125号線
transparent.png

499 ft
48.Turn right at 県道24号線
transparent.png

0.6 mi
49.Turn left at 千束町(交差点) onto 国道354号線
transparent.png

2.0 mi
50.Turn right at 中村陸橋下(交差点) to stay on 国道354号線
transparent.png

1.0 mi
51.Take the ramp to 常磐自動車道Toll road
transparent.png
0.3 mi
52.Keep left at the fork, follow signs for 東京 and merge onto 常磐自動車道Toll road
transparent.png
23.8 mi
53.Take exit 三郷JCT toward 三郷出口・外環・松戸・大泉Toll road
transparent.png
0.2 mi
54.Keep right at the fork, follow signs for 三郷西出口・外環・大泉Toll road
transparent.png
0.2 mi
55.Take exit 高速三郷IC on the right toward 外環・大泉Toll road
transparent.png
0.7 mi
56.Merge onto 東京外環自動車道Toll road
transparent.png
17.3 mi
57.Take exit 高速大泉IC toward 関越道・新潟Toll road
transparent.png
0.9 mi
58.Merge onto 関越自動車道Toll road
transparent.png
47.7 mi
59.Take exit 藤岡JCT toward 上信越道・藤岡・長野Toll road
transparent.png

0.7 mi
60.Merge onto 上信越自動車道Toll road
transparent.png

54.3 mi
61.Take exit 高速東部湯の丸IC toward 県道81号線Toll road
transparent.png
387 ft
62.Take exit 東部湯の丸SA on the right toward 東部湯の丸出口Toll road
transparent.png

0.6 mi
63.Merge onto 県道81号線
transparent.png

1.0 mi
64.Turn right at 常田(交差点) onto 国道18号線
transparent.png

2.4 mi
65.Turn left at 県道483号線
transparent.png

0.1 mi
66.Turn right to stay on 県道483号線
transparent.png

272 ft
67.Turn right to stay on 県道483号線
transparent.png

0.2 mi
68.Turn left at 大屋駅前(交差点) onto 国道152号線
transparent.png

2.5 mi
69.Turn right at 下丸子(交差点) to stay on 国道152号線
transparent.png

446 ft
70.Turn left to stay on 国道152号線
transparent.png

7.2 mi
71.Continue onto 中山道/国道142号線
transparent.png

0.7 mi
72.Slight left at 大和橋(交差点) onto 大門街道/国道152号線
transparent.png

1.7 mi
73.Slight left
transparent.png

0.1 mi
74.Turn left
transparent.png

0.5 mi

icon_greenB.png
Japan

OMG, that's priceless. :D
 
Back
Top