Grinds First

[BRUTALITOPS]

Cataloging my first of everything in 2016 until I get bored and forgetful.

I spare nothing.

Jan 1:

First piss - 12:45 am
First Vape session - ~3:30 am
First bites of spaghetti - 4:16 am
First Soda (sprite) ~ 4:16am
First Breathmints - 4:45 am
First bottle of ice cold water 4:45 am
First post on JPP - http://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...allowed-to-recieve-them&p=1518761#post1518761

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

First going to sleep - ~6:32

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

correction 6:47am

 

[evince]

may you find the power of love and end hates grip on your soul

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

First time I wish desh would just fuck off - 3:42 pm

 

[ChoppedLiver]

First time I wish desh would just fuck off - 3:42 pm

And, speaking of fuck, I see you don't have "getting laid" on your somewhat extensive list...

Jan 1:

First piss - 12:45 am
First Vape session - ~3:30 am
First bites of spaghetti - 4:16 am
First Soda (sprite) ~ 4:16am
First Breathmints - 4:45 am
First bottle of ice cold water 4:45 am
First post on JPP - http://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...allowed-to-recieve-them&p=1518761#post1518761

Not that it's anyone's surprise that you don't.

I, contrarily, had some good sloppy drunkin' sex (it was New Years Eve into New Years morning. What do you expect?) with my wife at around 1:25 am on this, the first day of January, 2016.

 

[Damocles]

The first time Damo opened a thread he immediately wished to have the time back it took to read... Well, now.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Because of his current name, I see this thread on the forum page, and see "Grind's First FUCK."

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

And, speaking of fuck, I see you don't have "getting laid" on your somewhat extensive list...



Not that it's anyone's surprise that you don't.

I, contrarily, had some good sloppy drunkin' sex (it was New Years Eve into New Years morning. What do you expect?) with my wife at around 1:25 am on this, the first day of January, 2016.

I could bang some shriveled ugly wrinkly one-step-up-from a corpse woman too. But I have standards.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

The first time Damo opened a thread he immediately wished to have the time back it took to read... Well, now.

 

[/MSG/]

I bought my first gun of the year 6 hours ago.

 

[Damocles]

I bought my first gun of the year 6 hours ago.

And Billy comes in and redeems the thread.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

The first time Damo opened a thread he immediately wished to have the time back it took to read... Well, now.

You know that's not true Damo. This not the first one of those threads.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I could bang some shriveled ugly wrinkly one-step-up-from a corpse woman too. But I have standards.

no you don't. You're pretty much like the rest of us guys. You'll do just about anyone as long as you don't get caught.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I bought my first gun of the year 6 hours ago.

what did you get?

 

[/MSG/]

what did you get?

I'll post it when I get home, with pictures. It's not what I was out searching for, but I couldn't beat the price.

 

[Damocles]

I'll post it when I get home, with pictures. It's not what I was out searching for, but I couldn't beat the price.

Now we have to wait? Redemption denied.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I'll post it when I get home, with pictures. It's not what I was out searching for, but I couldn't beat the price.

Look forward to seeing them. I used to enjoy shooting but having amblyopia I really sucked at it.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

First mcdonalds - 6:35
First cheesburger ""
First coca cola
First french fries

First TV Show - 6:37 (netflix)

 

[Minister of Truth]

I'm sipping my first latté of the New Year.