HA HA HA HA

[USFREEDOM911]

Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say Congratulations!!!

But none of them rub your DICK and say Well Done!!!

 

[Beefy]

Careful, hand jobs are sodomy.

 

[/MSG/]

I can't speak for everyone else, but mine gets plenty of 'congratulations' every day.

 

[Beefy]

I can't speak for everyone else, but mine gets plenty of 'congratulations' every day.

Congratulations.

 

[WinterBorn]

Maybe you just need better friends.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Might it not be considered cheating, whereas her belly is free reign?

 

[Damocles]

Careful, hand jobs are sodomy.

LOL. Now this post is full of win!

 

[Damocles]

I can't speak for everyone else, but mine gets plenty of 'congratulations' every day.

Self-congratulatory manipulations... I've never heard it called that...