Hahaha lol funny XD

[FUCK THE POLICE]

A daughter asks her father if she can borrow the car. The father responds " well you'll have to blow me" the daughter discusted says "no way!" the father then says " do you wanna borrow the car or not?". The daughter agrees and starts blowing her father. A few seconds later the daughter stops " dad, your dick tastes like shit". The father snaps his fingers and says " oh that's right, your brother has the car tonight"

(9gag.com)

 

[Minister of Truth]

You fishing for anyone in particular?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Good lord. That was worse than a Tom joke.

 

[/MSG/]

Good lord. That was worse than a Tom joke.

Older than a Tom joke too.

 

[ChoppedLiver]

A daughter asks her father if she can borrow the car. The father responds " well you'll have to blow me" the daughter discusted says "no way!" the father then says " do you wanna borrow the car or not?". The daughter agrees and starts blowing her father. A few seconds later the daughter stops " dad, your dick tastes like shit". The father snaps his fingers and says " oh that's right, your brother has the car tonight"

(9gag.com)

Personal experience there, little boy?