Haight-Ashbury Battle Over Bacon

well, might have been cheaper for the restaurant guy if he had taken the offer re the odor abatement system.

One person's awesome bacon smell is another person's fried lard smell....
 
Anyone who is offended by the smell of bacon must be (or is by proxy) either a vegetarian or a vegan. To quote Anthony Bourdain on vegetarians.

“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter-faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn.

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food. The body, these waterheads imagine, is a temple that should not be polluted by animal protein. It's healthier, they insist, though every vegetarian waiter I've worked with is brought down by any rumor of a cold.

Oh, I'll accomodate them, I'll rummage around for something to feed them, for a 'vegetarian plate', if called on to do so. Fourteen dollars for a few slices of grilled eggplant and zucchini suits my food cost fine.”
 
Normally I would be thoughtful and sensitive about an issue like this. How it has a downstream impact that affects others........but fuck them.

This is bacon we're talking about!!!
 
Heathen!

Bacon is the pinnacle of humanities culinary achievements. They should have told the liberal Hezzbolah bastards to go choke on a carrot!!

Oh hell brutha....you're preaching to the choir. However, if one opens a bacon oriented shop in the middle of "Veggie-land".....it would be like opening up a gay porn shop next to Westboro....right across the street from Fred Phelps' parsonage.

I'm just saying that a "veggie" offered to help pay for an odor containment system....not a bad deal....it keeps you in business and on the good side of the "God hates meat" crowd.
 
Anyone who is offended by the smell of bacon must be (or is by proxy) either a vegetarian or a vegan. To quote Anthony Bourdain on vegetarians.

“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter-faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn.

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food. The body, these waterheads imagine, is a temple that should not be polluted by animal protein. It's healthier, they insist, though every vegetarian waiter I've worked with is brought down by any rumor of a cold.

Oh, I'll accomodate them, I'll rummage around for something to feed them, for a 'vegetarian plate', if called on to do so. Fourteen dollars for a few slices of grilled eggplant and zucchini suits my food cost fine.”

This from people who actually stand in line at Burger King to eat what we know now is sometimes horse meat.
 
" It's healthier, they insist, though every vegetarian waiter I've worked with is brought down by any rumor of a cold.

Bullshit. Ever since I quit smoking I literally never get sick. I don't think meat has anything to do with that one way or the other.
 
" It's healthier, they insist, though every vegetarian waiter I've worked with is brought down by any rumor of a cold.

Bullshit. Ever since I quit smoking I literally never get sick. I don't think meat has anything to do with that one way or the other.

I smoke like a chimney, drink to excess and eat till I'm full....I'll be dead by 60, I fear....but I hope to push 70.
 
I smoke like a chimney, drink to excess and eat till I'm full....I'll be dead by 60, I fear....but I hope to push 70.

Well, I hope so too. I know plenty of lifelong smokers who did make it to 70...though they did still die younger than they had to. Still, none of us know. I could get killed today on the LI Expressway - I am often amazed when another day goes by that I'm not!
 
Bacon IS one of the four basic food groups, right?

Diet coke, bacon, chocolate, cheese....


However, if there is a rancid bacon smell, that would be pretty awful. Bacon should NEVER smell rancid.
 
" It's healthier, they insist, though every vegetarian waiter I've worked with is brought down by any rumor of a cold.

Bullshit. Ever since I quit smoking I literally never get sick. I don't think meat has anything to do with that one way or the other.
Terrorist!!
 
Well, I hope so too. I know plenty of lifelong smokers who did make it to 70...though they did still die younger than they had to. Still, none of us know. I could get killed today on the LI Expressway - I am often amazed when another day goes by that I'm not!
Funny.....Super Freak says the same thing about you too.
 
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