Handy retorts for Donald Trump supporters

Guno צְבִי

We fight, We win, Am Yisrael Chai
It’s tough to be a Donald Trump supporter. No matter what he does for the US — making fantastic deals with world leaders, creating the greatest economy ever, bringing China to its knees — people who are ashamed to be American will always be out to get him. You know who I mean: the gender fluid, arugula-eating deep state elites who listen to podcasts and drink European wine.

The next time one of these fakes tries to convince you Trump is a national security threat, here is a list of 12 comebacks you can use. Take a screen shot for easy reach on your smartphone. If none of these arguments work, remember your second amendment rights.



Are you kidding? Everyone does it.

Remember Hillary Clinton’s emails.

Trump barely spoke to the president of Ukraine.

OK, he spoke at length to this guy Volodymyr Zelensky and had Rudy Giuliani breathing down his neck. But so what? There was no quid pro quo.
Fine, there was a quid pro quo. Do you know anything about the Constitution of the United States?

Hillary’s emails.

It is a NOTHING BURGER.

In the old days we knew what to do with whistleblowers. We took them outside and . . . 

What about Hunter Biden? The guy literally took billions of dollars from China when his dad was vice-president.

If you impeach Trump, you get Mike Pence.

What’s your problem with America being great again?

Hello? Hillary’s emails.


If none of these work, here’s a great way to expose their ignorance:

Do you know how many rounds this gun can discharge in 30 seconds?


https://www.ft.com/content/eae24c9a-e0ca-11e9-b112-9624ec9edc59
 
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It’s tough to be a Donald Trump supporter. No matter what he does for the US — making fantastic deals with world leaders, creating the greatest economy ever, bringing China to its knees — people who are ashamed to be American will always be out to get him. You know who I mean: the gender fluid, arugula-eating deep state elites who listen to podcasts and drink European wine.

The next time one of these fakes tries to convince you Trump is a national security threat, here is a list of 12 comebacks you can use. Take a screen shot for easy reach on your smartphone. If none of these arguments work, remember your second amendment rights.



Are you kidding? Everyone does it.

Remember Hillary Clinton’s emails.

Trump barely spoke to the president of Ukraine.

OK, he spoke at length to this guy Volodymyr Zelensky and had Rudy Giuliani breathing down his neck. But so what? There was no quid pro quo.
Fine, there was a quid pro quo. Do you know anything about the Constitution of the United States?

Hillary’s emails.

It is a NOTHING BURGER.

In the old days we knew what to do with whistleblowers. We took them outside and . . . 

What about Hunter Biden? The guy literally took billions of dollars from China when his dad was vice-president.

If you impeach Trump, you get Mike Pence.

What’s your problem with America being great again?

Hello? Hillary’s emails.


If none of these work, here’s a great way to expose their ignorance:

Do you know how many rounds this gun can discharge in 30 seconds?


https://www.ft.com/content/eae24c9a-e0ca-11e9-b112-9624ec9edc59

There isn't much point to argue with a Trumperoo, because it will only go in circles.
 
Hi guno,

Wow.

If that's the current list of come-backs, you know what that means.

WE'VE FINALLY HEARD THE END OF BENGHAZI!!!

(but I'm not sure the price was worth it)

And it sure is nice to have all that swiftboat garbage behind us too. What a crock that was.
 
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