Here I sit.

[Banned]

And yet I am travelling at over 67,000 mph...

 

[Banned]

And not even a breeze to muss my hair.

 

[Banned]

Here I sit Buns a flexin,
Just gave birth to another Texan.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

You are actually going faster than that if you count solar rotation , galactic rotation etc

 

[Banned]

Yeah lots faster.
I think I go a bit slower during the daytime though due to the earths rotation vs it's orbit around the sun.

 

[Cancel 2016.11]

Here I sit Buns a flexin,
Just gave birth to another Texan.

LOL

 

[Banned]

Here I sit in stinky vapor, wondering who stole the toilet paper.

And still going over 67,000 mph