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Rush Hour 3:

Little but undignified escapist trash. It also stars two mongrels.

The Bourne Ultimatum:

Has anyone ever noticed that all of the titles of this man's books and films sound EXACTLY THE SAME? Let me give it a try... the kitten petraneus. I've now written a Robert Ludlum book. Later on, I'm going to kill myself, so that no more see the light of day...

The Simpsons movie:

Just die already you stupid show.




All movies today are escapist trash not worth your time. I'm going once more to watch Citizen Kane and read Hemingway novels...
 
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TheHighbrow said:
Rush Hour 3:

Little but undignified escapist trash. It also stars two mongrels.

The Bourne Ultimatum:

Has anyone ever noticed that all of the titles of this man's books and films sound EXACTLY THE SAME? Let me give it a try... the kitten petraneus. I've now written a Robert Ludlum book. Later on, I'm going to kill myself, so that no more see the light of day...

The Simpsons movie:

Just die already you stupid show.







All movies today are escapist trash not worth your time. I'm going once more to watch Citizen Kane and read Hemingway novels...
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Was not 'Hemingway' a escapist and wrote alot of trashy novels? Kinda/sorta about his own trashy life!
 
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TheHighbrow said:
Rush Hour 3:

Little but undignified escapist trash. It also stars two mongrels.

The Bourne Ultimatum:

Has anyone ever noticed that all of the titles of this man's books and films sound EXACTLY THE SAME? Let me give it a try... the kitten petraneus. I've now written a Robert Ludlum book. Later on, I'm going to kill myself, so that no more see the light of day...

The Simpsons movie:

Just die already you stupid show.




All movies today are escapist trash not worth your time. I'm going once more to watch Citizen Kane and read Hemingway novels...
Click to expand...


Right, real entertainment is HAS BEEN LOSER Al Gore mongering a b-rate powerpoint presentation full of propaganda.
 
TheHighbrow said:
Rush Hour 3:

Little but undignified escapist trash. It also stars two mongrels.

The Bourne Ultimatum:

Has anyone ever noticed that all of the titles of this man's books and films sound EXACTLY THE SAME? Let me give it a try... the kitten petraneus. I've now written a Robert Ludlum book. Later on, I'm going to kill myself, so that no more see the light of day...

The Simpsons movie:

Just die already you stupid show.




All movies today are escapist trash not worth your time. I'm going once more to watch Citizen Kane and read Hemingway novels...
Click to expand...

Bored much Watermark?
 
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